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She lost her virginity at 16 in the front seat of a Volvo sedan while listening to Jeff Buckley's album Grace.

I was ready with this picture for her new movie, "Unacceptable."

OHMYGAWD, HER BOOB. SAVE IT.

New Reality Show Idea: Shia LaBeouf and Justin Bieber abandoned on a small island together: hilarity ensues!

Natasha Lyonne, check. Now after watching Crystal Fairy and last night's episode of Girls, I'd like to see something done with Gaby Hoffman. Leave her bush covered though.

If anyone wants to listen to a good interview with Natasha Lyonne, her appearance on Marc Maron's podcast WTF in the fall was great.

Lena Dunham being naked and showing her body and all its imperfections should be on her terms not yours. You have objectified her and placed a bounty on her body. I don't see how you can call yourself a feminist website after violating her this way.

By my calculations, Jezebel has just ushered us into the fourth of the five stages of good grief. I believe this one is called *fatigue*.

"So maybe what we need is better stories."

You've dug a mighty fine hole, Jez. Now stop digging.

Go home Jezebel, you're drunk.

I can't believe you're still trying to make this happen.

If I hear the word "retouching" one more time over the course of the next 48 hours... I swear to god...

REALLY?

your lifestyle

Actually, her twitter response was much better: "Way cooler when people do things out of pure blind spite than out of faux altruism". Faux altruism describes this whole shitshow perfectly.

Oh hey, look. I found the unretouched photos of Jezebel's relationship with Lena Dunham...

Well done. Truly a great victory for feminism.

It also looks like Dunham and Driver were pasted into an intersection in front of Manhattan's Flatiron building. A shot we received shows her in a similar pose on his shoulders — but not in the same location. Doesn't matter — Vogue puts you where it wants you to be!

Shocking, truly shocking. Great reporting! And think of all the clicks!