It takes 8 testicles to counteract the power of a single vulva, just FYI.

I was watching Alien the other day for the first time, and was totally shocked that the three surviving crew members (for a time) were 2 women and 1 black man. And that was 1979! I was shocked that that would STILL be something you just don't see in a movie.

I tried to look at the "dark abyss" picture, because I care about you, Callie, and if you are going blind you should get help. But then the link just sent me to Wills-and-Kate land, no matter how many times I clicked, and now I'm worried because no one will be able to give you a second opinion on your impending…

I could totally imagine Oprah's hypothetical children kinda hating her. Well, not her, so much as the fact that she is Oprah. My mom, who is so very far from being Oprah, has always been one of those women that other people come to for support when times are tough. Especially young people. All of those people…

Taye and Idina.

People need to be able to go after universities and colleges for what happens in their Greek systems. Maybe if the university coffers were at risk, institutions would be more willing to take real steps toward reform. As it is, they get to hide behind the "unsanctioned activity" canard so they can rake in donations…

Seriously? Fuck you.

I seriously cannot believe we are having this conversation in 2013. Every time I read one of these articles I a.) find myself eternally grateful for my neat freak husband, who does the dishes way more than I do and was chopping up veggies for a crockpot dinner as I left for work this morning and then b.) feel sad and…

1. Not okay with what Damien Lewis said.

Who shits on Ian McKellan? Really? Who does that? He's friggin' awesome and you would be lucky to have a career like his, asshat.

"...over the top, fruity actors..."

JEZ, CAN YOU PLEASE STOP MOCKING PEOPLE WHO ARE GOING THROUGH SEVERE MENTAL HEALTH CRISES AND HAVE NO RELEVANCE AS PUBLIC FIGURES ANYWAY? IT'S NOT A CUTE LOOK.

Believe it or not, the Daily Fail is a step up.

That's just one of its breed! The reason that one's so horrendous is that it's in competition with the others, on a race to the grisly bottom. More: http://www.takeaweirdbreak.com/

YES! I can confirm, as a Real Brit (TM) that That's Life mag is the WTF-guilty-pleasure-I-can't-believe-I'm-reading-this, pure, unadultered greatness it seems.

This . . . is pretty standard for UK trashy supermarket magazines.

Dogs and cats play very differently . Anybody who owns a cat or two knows that body posture, tail movement, and ears are indicators of aggression. These cats aren't being aggressive . I have two cats and they play fight all the time. Disco will start shit with Dr Unagi who is just minding her biznes, and behold then…

My dog is a poop-eating savant. She can find any cat poop or pointy bone shards within 5 miles and gobble them up instantly.

Whippertate has clearly never had more than one pet at a time. If any.

"Is Prince Philip about to lurch round the corner and ask if I'm Lenny Henry?"