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I know, right?

Not all of we women with gay friends ascribe to the Bravo bullshit stereotypes. Trust.

I'm gay and they're the opposite of sexy for me too. Give me a lumberjack with a full beard any day of the week hahaha.

We gay men are faultless, haven't you heard? We exist only to be a lady's magical sassy shopping companion so we can't be misogynists. Hooray!

I'm going to guess that you are a lady, in which case I have to tell you that these guys and this ad aren't targeting your demographic, sorry.

Lily, if everyone who has ever had a Twitter feud with Azealia Banks wrote a song about it, there'd....be a lot of songs. Like a double album, at least. Maybe a boxed set?

I know I'm old, because my first thought is "they better clean that up."

Why can't I be a princess AND an engineer?

FLEETWITCH MAC IS REAL

STEVIE I LOVE YOU PLEASE COME TO MY HOUSE FOR DINNER AND OUIJA BOARD.

I don't care who knows it. I like this woman.

Between this and the rimjob article linked here today, I'm glad I'm too old and celibate for all this nonsense. I'm gonna go get me another cat and see what's on Netflix.

Fuck baby showers.

Once I was flipping through an old black and white photo album of my mom's. There was a close-up candid shot of some guy I didn't recognize, so I asked who it was.

OMG, BLACK PEOPLE IN MOVIES THAT AREN'T ABOUT SLAVES OR MAIDS!

Honestly I was very nervous to even post, because I feel like "Asian Problems" aren't really seen as legitimate... so thank you for that. I appreciate it.

This is the most awesome thing I've read in a while.