People, please start believing that health care IS the miracle God sent you.

You should re-create the exact same injury on yourself and then let us know the odds of survival.

You definitely get the point of the article.

I’m glad that my life isn’t so empty that the free time I have away from work and taking care of my family aren’t squandered by being a huge asshole in a video game.

“50! OMAHA-SET-HEAD...HUT!”

I’m 100% sure she did not get the joke.

Highlight trutherism should be the only death penalty eligible offense.

But it’s not the same — Cam had his “Brady” moment when they were down 16-10 and the Panthers had the ball. It was basically the same situation: a QB who has been battered & knocked around all day, but has one last shot to win (or tie, in Brady’s case).

Brady led his team, slowly, down the field for a score, throwing…

“I sure hope — we’re in Bernie Sanders’ backyard here in New Hampshire — I sure hope he intends to show up in his neighboring state”...“There is nothing worse than a debate about debates.”

I’m a litigator. Sometimes I’ll do oral argument before the Court and think, “shit, that felt like rambling. I bet I sounded so dumb. I must do better next time.” And then I get the transcript back and I’ve spoken eloquently throughout it. Comparatively, I imagine Palin is like “nailed it” after a speech and then…

(sends Jason Maxiell into 12 major Chinese banks) (within hours, 90% of American debt is forgiven)

Kinda seems disingenuous to call it a back and forth when 99% of the comments are coming from one side. Outside of a tweet by Gronk (who legitimately might not even know the name of the team he's playing), there's been nothing from New England.

The Patriots and the Broncos are in the midst of a rather entertaining shit talking session

“Smith is gonna get me hurt”.

“Harris, I want you to get out there and suck the shit out of 87’s dick. He’ll never have a chance to get off the line!”

So the Broncos are trying to sway the officials by complaining that Brady tries to sway the officials.

HEY! LAY OFF ROVELL, DAMN IT!

Not only is Manning aware that he regularly hits the deck, but he also knows the officials won’t always end the play there. It’s a very specific “play to the whistle” counsel for his receivers.

Not like ESPN to fabricate stories about the Patriots.