Why?

I will never forget the Murano CrossCabriolet as long as I live.

This looks like some wanna-be Pussy Wagon. Just add flames.

This is suspiciously low. I smell a scam.

Why should I change? He’s the one who sucks!

One might say they’ve been ... Shanghaied

Yeah, imagine how surprised the driver was when he hit that truck in the middle of scrolling his Facebook feed. 

As a motorcyclist. Yup.

Forgive the truck driver here... he was just trying to swipe through all the QOTD slides.

So which truck was abandoned again?

I hope your salad dinner turned out amazing. 

“...but a handgun was found in the area where she was shot.”

“Your honor, according to my client, while the woman may have had her hands up, the fetus failed to comply, so...”

And the worst sin is making Abbott look bad.

That’s probably because they aren’t outgunned, buddy, and haven’t been since at least the North Hollywood bank robbery shootout in 1997.  

“Cosplay” is exactly right. As long as they get to strut around town handing out parking tickets or harassing teenagers, they’re glorious heroes. Otherwise...not so much. What they did is fucking shameful.

“You want to tell them we took a wrong turn going to paintball?”

To get the best results you need both the Tornado and the Fuel Shark. That’s right, a Fuel Sharknado.

It’s insane that there’s not even like a 100% cap or something.