“...and for that, we thank you.”

There are fine asshats on both sides here

The rare pointless rigid front/suspended rear setup. (fixed it) And extra stars I can’t actually give for Brompton analogy.

The rare rigid front/suspended rear setup.

I have a stick shift car. My wife has a van with an automatic. I’ve driven then for years regularly.

I didn’t know my car had automatic braking (I thought it was in a package I didn’t get) until I was swinging into a space to parallel park for the first time. I know how to parallel park and can move into spaces somewhat quickly, and if there’s a parking meter or lamppost at the curb, the car apparently thinks I’m…

That a very, um, unsophisticated view of US foreign policy. Feels like 2004 all over again.

Auto journalism might as well be dead. 

The only thing RARE on Jalopnik anymore is a good article.

Just wtf all around.

I’ve read some garbage here, but this is about the garbagiest garbage ever.

It’s less of a list and more of a bottomless scroll.

I’m glad I’m not the only one

I’m glad I’m not the only one

Indeed.

Still trying to figure out that headline. WTF. 

“So I’m working at my job, where I sell cars to cops, and these assholes just showed up and painted Swastikas on me!”

The headline made me think I was having a stroke!  Throw a simple “that” between Cars and 2 at least.

“According to the headline, there is a thing called “Cars 2 Cops” and its owner is suing a department after being spray-painted.”

This confusing headline brought to you by kars 4 kids.