Duuuuuude, you nailed it with the Segway

Fixed it.

Sometimes you do

There seems to be am assumption that in Michigan you don’t need a license to drive on private property. Not being a lawyer licensed in Michigan, I believe that is incorrect.  I think that if the private property can be accessed legally by other motorists.

This document was not “leaked.” Even drafts and working papers are official government documents and are subject to the same regulations such as classification and public access (FOIA requests, if applicable) as other, approved, documents.

This document was not “leaked.” Even drafts and working papers are official government documents and are subject to the same regulations such as classification and public access (FOIA requests, if applicable) as other, approved, documents.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees...

I feel like she could have been faster and more efficient if she weren’t filming herself.

I did the same to my slow-ass Lancer.  I was surprised at the difference.

I’ve had WeatherTech before and they lasted over 12 years.  Every so often I would wash them and they still looked practically new.  That being said, I recently bought Westin floor liners because I didn’t want to pay WeatherTech prices.  I am extremely happy with the lower brand.  Even at $80 vs $190, they are so…

The Saturn Sky.

Sick reference, bro.  Your references are out of control.  Everyone knows that.

Holy shit.  They out-’Murica’ed ‘Murica

Canada is supposed to be the sensible, thoughtful North American.

I know nothing about this car but I like the way it looks.

Saw the pic and was going to vote ND right off the bat.  Then I read the article and voted ND with research and thoughtfulness.

My wife had the same thing happen to her. I was actually driving her to her first doctor appointment when she got a phone call from the other insurance company. I couldn’t hear them but I heard her part of the conversation. There was a part where they were claiming the $2000 check she would receive after verbally…

Your story kept getting better and better and still managed to blow a spectacular load.  Thank you for that.

My only argument to this is that good thieves can make more money than being legitimate.  However, being a good thief is as difficult as being good, legitimately.

Using my deductive reasoning skillz as well as my totally not made up police detective skillz, I can deduce that you’re the customer in the story here.  A) kick ass job on the email.  Professional, succinct, savage.  B) Sorry you had to go through that.  It’s a bitch.