Beside all the errors already pointed out in the comments, this line bothers me:

Indeed

If you like this caddy, you should check out The Houston, TX Art Car Parade.  I haven’t been to it in years but I remember it being pretty far out.

You know that this is just not true in all 50 states, right?

1. Why do you capitalize the word “teen?”

Why is this report coming out now? Did someone not get paid? Did someone blow a whistle?

“Run your tank to empty every once in a while to clear out the crap that settles at the bottom”

I’ll be that guy. I’ve driven on of these things. It is sublime. Though a brick, it drives smoother than most other cars I’ve ever driven. If $95K was toy money for me, I would haggle on the price to offset the fact I’m going to take all the extra crap off the body.  NP

I travel a lot for business and I’ve rented a lot of forgettable cars. Honestly the 2018 Dodge Caravan I rented in 2018 was far better than expected and the 2020 Ford Fusion I rented in 2021 was comfortable and did what it did really well.  Wow my life is boring.

Wouldn’t the bankruptcy be a moot point if they file after the incident?

There will most definitely be both a request for and an authorization of transfer of venue in this case.

This design has a special place in my heart.

I never really liked it.  Didn’t like the one after that even more.  I do like the current one.

Indeed.  Texas, however, has fixed it’s plates.  The most current one (simple, nice design) replaces a “meh” plate, which replaced another, even “meh-er” plate.  I’m completely happy with the current plate and will hold on to one with it’s design as long as I can, even eschewing specialty plates that I am authorized…

Oversimplified, our business relationship with China is a big reason why we don’t f- with them too much and they don’t f-with us too much

Because, of course...

Legally that might not be the smartest move for them, as shitty as that is.

I think this is a case where the Rangers would step in.  I know they for sure investigate local departments for corruption and such as.

If one believes the initial finding that there was no criminal intent and this was just a bad accident caused by negligence and mischief, then I don’t think this would qualify.  However, given the reports of favoritism and shoddy police work, it might be found soon that there was intent.  I’m definitely curious to see…

The other day, I got a ticket for “failing to dim lights-meeting” in another small town in Texas - because I flashed my high beams (for a split second) at a car— which turned out to be a cop car--when it ran a stop sign.  This d-bag gets away from his scenario without arrest or a ticket reported.  I’m assuming this is…