The joke really required no knowledge of Hearthstone whatsoever. I’m aware of the game but am totally unfamiliar with it. From my perspective, I have no idea if the cards represent Bear’s bad cards or the opponent’s good cards, but it’s clear by the severe rant that the situation is not going in Bear’s favor.…

In all fairness, it can be legitimately great, just like The Great War and The Great Depression.

Straight from the United States Patent and Trademark Office:

Yes, I read and understand the whole key in the ignition part. My concern was more with the “everywhere else” part, as I’ve not seen a key (especially one with a keyless entry fob) to be any more convenient to carry than a fob by itself. If carrying the key fob is really a persistent problem, I’d expect the author to…

Given a similar situation, I’d prefer to just keep the key on a carabiner or some other sort of keychain item that I can clip to a belt or belt loop. Not only does that make it much harder to lose keys when they’re not in the ignition, it also means not having to make tough decisions about where to put them while…

The author specifically stated that she hates purses. But for other people, if they’re carrying a purse, that purse can just as easily carry a key fob as it can a key. With the exception of a key actually being in the ignition switch of the car, what situation could possibly come up where a person can carry a key, but…

Some stalks are designed with two modes. If you push the stalk gently, it will trigger the turn signal for as long as you hold it. That mode is useful for lane changes, so the turn signal will automatically stop when you let go. This prevents you from accidentally leaving your turn signal running on the freeway.

But if a person doesn’t have pocket space for a key fob, where are they going to put the key--especially one with a fob for the doors?

It’s not that keys are particularly difficult to use, but in my case I have to carry quite a few keys, and all too often the car keys can be surprisingly difficult to fish out if I don’t remove everything from my pocket. Plus, if my hands are full carrying packages or grocery bags, it can be tricky to get at the key…

Was that for R12? On two different occasions I had to completely recharge the R134-based A/C system on cars that leaked all their refrigerant due to failed cooling lines (one was a ruptured hose, the other was a failed low-pressure valve). In both cases, enough refrigerant to fill the system cost me less than $50, and…

Probably because it wasn’t exposed to enough salt.

I can’t get behind the idea of a truck being based on an open-ish cargo area. Between fire trucks, dump trucks, box trucks, cement trucks, and non-flatbed tow trucks, I think there are way too many exceptions for that to really be the deciding factor.

Yes, because you’re doing a single transaction. If you buy ten items at the grocery store they don’t run your card ten times. But if you want to buy 10 games from the Epic store, that’s exactly what happens.

Oh, it’s even more embarrassing than that. The Unreal Engine Marketplace—which is part of the same software client the Epic Game Store uses—has a shopping cart. So they have one Epic storefront that has no shopping cart, yet literally two clicks away is a different Epic storefront with a shopping cart. How is it that…

I don’t think you’re telling the truth. The time I tried to have a pet spayed and neutered, the veterinarian said I couldn’t have both done, and they didn’t even let me pick which one to have them do.

They can get over the wall, dammit!

They certainly wouldn’t be the ones clamoring to return to a version of the game they never played in the first place.

Cookies are legal, but sometimes you have to hide them if you want to eat more than two cookies in the pack.

I’d seen that rocket many times during my commute without realizing what it was. I had assumed it was some sort of industrial tower for their operations. It wasn’t until I missed a turn trying to get to the nearby shopping center that I finally drove past it and saw that it was actually a rocket. I think what fooled…

That’s not the problem. The problem is that these movies are designed to be low quality, even though studios like Pixar have proven it’s possible to make films for kids that still have widespread appeal for adults and critics. To use a different example, look at The Lego Movie. Sure, it was a movie aimed squarely at…