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Jenny is a Star Wars nerd, a theme park nerd, and a theater nerd. She spent $6000 to go to this thing, and spent quite a bit of time defending things other naysayers have complained about.

I’m sorry, I really am, but there’s no reality in which you can be well-adjusted and also think that a two night stay in a nerd hotel that costs more than many American families make in an entire month is ‘worth the cost.’ Like, just absolute ‘let them eat cake’ shit, good lord.

Oh? By seating herself behind the pole? Is that something she chose to do? It didn’t sound that way.

I’m sure Disney is so glad to have such loyal customers like you defending them, great work! Yes, I’m sure the theme park and Star Wars enthusiast that goes out of her way to do obscure themed experiences was secretly hoping that her experience at the Star Wars LARP hotel would be bad so she could write a scathing hit…

One of the many highlights: the hotel rooms, for a thousands of dollars per day experience, did not provide fully-paid Disney+ access.

I must have watched a different trailer than the author because it looked like and sounded like a musical to me.

So...hearing a bunch of Defying Gravity wasn’t enough to clue you in?

Did we watch the same trailer, because the songs were featured heavily.

prove it

Piers Morgan should not be platformed. We generally don't pay him any attention in the U.K.

To be fair the show was off the air for 27 of those thirty years. 

This, unfortunately. A lot of people treat this as a one-or-the-other choice, but that’s ridiculously ahistorical. The list of US allies in the Middle East has always been short, and Israel has been on it since 1947. It’d be difficult to just toss that out of a window whatever they did this year in Gaza.

Sincere question: What should the US do? Cut Israel off and leave it alienated and its leaders even more paranoid than they are now? Israel has nuclear weapons. Iran may have them. Biden is trying to maintain a delicate balance between getting the Gaza genocide stopped and having Israel believe its only recourse is to …

(“The blood is on your hands, Biden, we can see it all/And fuck no, I’m not votin’ for you in the fall/Undecided.”)

Easily one of the worst takes you could have given. I think you’ve fogotten what it means be actually young.

its a tired trope. “look everyone...ive never heard a taylor song, im cool”.

Yes you have.

the need to bring that movie up in any conversation about Ghostbusters only amplifies the “doth protest too much” of that discourse. like...let it go already.

Moonlight is way too low, True Blood is too high, and based on everything I’ve heard, from often being completely word for word derivative of the Buffyverse, to lore inconsistencies, to baffling creative choices, none of the CW shows deserve to be anywhere near this list. Also, Jenny Nicholson made a 153 minute movie…