Gays are just way more fun to pander to than dogshit boring straight people who’s idea of a fun time is missionary and “I hate my wife” memes.

The game just sold massively for having a basically accurate Hogwarts.

Look, me rescuing you directly into the AOE wasn’t intentional, I’m just bad at it and Australian.

“Than it had any right to be” is a really weird phrase.

Jezebel, breathlessly reporting every time Pete Davidson left the house: “I just don’t like that he’s an attention seeker.”

GO ON

It’s not much better on saf-

I’m surprised.

Kotaku writers are competing to be the one who hates the game the most so they get picked to review it.

No, it’s because Nintendo is incompetent, but we are fortunate to have the brains trust at Kotaku to explain their own advertising to them.

I’ve already developed outlandish expectations, and if they are not exceeded, I will start hysterically spamming all websites that Nintendo has betrayed me, the fans, and god.

You wrote the article based on this hour long video and still think it’s open world? And that the locations, which had their own showcase video, were generated and generic?

Cosy farming games are a perfect example too. I have listened to a lot of podcasts while playing stardew/dreamlight and similar.

It was very emotional, but it has nothing on Digimon Last Evolution which destroyed me as a human and left me as an emotionless husk for weeks.

Jez had a couple of successful hot takes a few years back and has dedicated 90% of their front page to absolute dog shit takes ever since.

I’ve not seen the films, does he perhaps scoot around the swamp in his house in ducks feet? Or does he snatch children who are left unattended by open windows?

Nah, he was a violent, emotionally toxic, abusive asshole, but there’s no evidence he was molesting the women he worked above or with.

If you act positive or excited about something, someone might tease you and make you feel bad.

Joss Whedon was an asshole, but he wasn’t a paedophile or a sex pest.

35?! How is she not a haggard old harridan?!