Those faces are nightmarish.

The writers here don’t seem to know the basics of journalism, you expect them to understand biology?

*Dude wears a suit*

“Look, we just spent all of that time saying that the awards don’t matter, but we like it when people at least pretend they matter. Not to keep razzing the Grammys, because it’s a cliché to make fun of the Grammys, but: the Grammys! They don’t matter, but at least people act like they do.”

Jezebel once again standing up for the wealthy whingers.

I like the Only Murders in the Building opening, where there is an Easter Egg in every episode to spot.

I’m exhausted because the discussion is becoming increasingly snobbish and hostile to anyone who doesn’t praise this show as the greatest thing ever. If it’s not 100% perfection that made you weep then you *simply don’t get it* and shouldn’t be allowed to sully it’s great name with your unworthy lips.

Couldn’t come up with a come-back for anything else you got hilariously destroyed on huh? Enjoy dying on the cheeto hill, cheeto-boy.

Thankfully I’ve learned to avoid most of these things by marrying someone I like, and not having children.

Nina threatening the elderly doorman with being fired if he doesn’t do unsafe work in a blackout is the biggest dick move, and I think they tried to play it off as “Haha motherhood is so hard” but seriously she’s a bad person and you can’t redeem that kind of shitty behaviour.

Completely different ones, I assure you.

The fifth paragraph of this article wasn’t worth all the suffering that reading the article gave me.

Did you catch that fairy bread is a thing in Australia?

Huh, that’s odd. I don’t recall the episodes about Oliver’s past or Charles’s past being marked as filler where “nothing happens” so it’s curious that Mabel’s story is tossed aside so casually.

I’ve seen no website post more about Johnny Depp than this one.

Billionaires don’t deserve rights.

Geeze thank god it was a tabby and not a Siamese cat I guess.

Looks like they did kill him off.

Best of the bunch I’ll grant you, Mr Teatime’s distracting Depp Wonka aside.

Every Pratchett adaptation has been kinda crummy with the exception of the early 90s animated series of Wyrd Sisters and Soul Music that used to play on ABC and I rewatched it recently to find out why and it’s because it’s a straight adaptation with no changes.