The sheer impotent ferocity that you people come in to loudly BAWWW about life in aggro gives me energy. Never change.

Lol @ all these comments that are like “THESE POOR KIDS ARE BEING USED” as if a 16 year old girl can’t be concerned about her planet ending up a smoking dustbowl.

Could I come to you for all future Riverdale reviews please.

“I put 30 hours into it and enjoyed exactly none of it.”

I believe it’s been implied in the books and supplementary material that the person who burnt down the Baudelaire mansion may have been VFD itself. When new recruits looked promising enough, they would kill their parents to spur them into action, give them something to “fight for” or avenge. I think this is what…

And in need of a new beard

Hey if it’s sex with each other I’d watch it

Yes but they were heterosexual sex scenes exclusively. We all know that a little same sex rumpus causes mass fainting and broken monocles.

Rihanna could have turned up in half a plastic bag and one sock and Jez would drop to its knees weeping and declaring her genius, so I’m guessing she gets a pass on the sugar skull.

This is totally going to be the twist, isn’t it? The safe place they’re headed to will end up being run by hyper-competent blind people, and they’ll have to be blinded to get in and learn how to live.

I’ll say it early and I’ll say it often.

I want to give you stars but I DONT WANT TO GIVE YOU STARS

Also Bundaberg drinks and Darrel Lea liquorice.

Great interview, I love Snotgirl, the style is amazing, and the fashion is the most fun part!

Fuck dude, you made several comments on here with some rage boner about racial casting. Like there was time between comments. Are you ok? Do you have literally nothing better to do than get sad and angry and post on the same article all afternoon? Get help.

Also the Melon Pan shop that’s been making it since 1954 🤤

OMG YOUVE ABSOLUTELY DESTROYED KOTAKU HEADLINES FULL ON OBLITERATED THEM

*crawls out of my well and hisses*

SO fucked up. I totally romanced her.

I allied with the Bird Loa so I could use her totems to get around but that just made it ALL THE MORE CONFUSING