Too much? Or just enough?*

Nah, that’s what got him attention then, and this is what’s getting him attention now. You don’t need consistent beliefs when you just want people to look at you.

“The dog is a weeping angel”

This is the most hysterical tin foil hat theory anyone on this site has ever barfed up

Is this copy-pasta?

I don’t know what you mean. Us gay men exist only to entertain straight women. We’re so cute! And sassy! We’re like pets!

You are the WORST, please be my best friend.

Why? What’s your problem with domestic workers and sex workers? Too icky for you? Don’t like to be compared with people you think you’re better than?

I was more miffed about suggesting that she ripped off Rihanna. I mean I know Ri is sacred around here but she is not the owner of getting your tits out on the red carpet, and she never will be.

I’m sure you can make a fat character.

Ah yes the good old fashioned “white knighting” accusation. It’s a popular favourite amongst guys who don’t understand the concept of standing up for women and not expecting sex to fall out.

This is a notice to inform you that I have stolen the term “Spokescreature” and will overuse it to the best of my ability.

Stop being a disingenuous banana, you know exactly what they mean and your smug act is tacky and boring.

People are going to shout me down as usual, but I’ve always been of the opinion that conductors demand a whole lot of praise and attention for not doing very much at all.

Yeah, well, devout catholics are going to be miserable no matter what they choose so who cares?

Sign me the FUCK UP

That synchronicity is amazing

Excuse me, but that isn’t a very nice way to talk about our Seafood Gremlin Queen.

It’s a terrible culture. I’m sure there’s nice chefs out there but the ones I worked with in my student days were all narcissistic assholes.

*slaps them out of your hand*