Omg not all octolings are related, don’t be such a cephalopodist

I would rip my television from its cabinet, take it into the yard, and thrash it soundly with a stick.

“Mutual Respect” usually means “we want the right to call you animals, paedophiles and rapists, but we don’t want you to say anything back, because nothing hurts more than conservative fee-fees.”

Bah! Lobotomies! FLUFF AND FILLER.

I wrote the word stoner too much and now it has stopped making any sense.

I like Rick and Morty, it’s a very clever show.

Alright, alright, I didn’t mean to offend. You win the woke olympics, your medal will arrive shortly and I’ll inform the press.

Let’s be honest though, if someone was actually woke, they wouldn’t be on Jezebel :P

If they interview non-controversial film makers than people will hardly read them and the comment section will be a meagre handful of people managing to have a “woker-than-thou” argument over a twisted interpretation of her words.

Counterpoint: I am very gay and can’t say I really like her.

Of course they snicker at plus size. A large part of the fashion industry are people with absolutely zero skills in any part of life except replicating the same drab rags they saw at the last show, and celebrating people who have attained their status with lucky genetics and not eating.

No, you cannot have them back they’re mine now and I’m going to spend them eating marshmallows

Genji-cat has been absolutely killing it, the latest strip has had me in fits.

Huehuehue “Head Master”

Which is why I’m royally CHEESED off that they let that spoiler out anyway. Everyone’s spending so much time wondering how he’s going to be involved, and you know people are going to be dissapointed no matter what context he appears in.

Thanks, joke police. I’ll log that away.

OH MY GOD IT WAS A JOKE, THIS IS WHY PEOPLE THINK WE’RE OVER DEFENSIVE AND OVER-REACTIVE.

Lol, I’m no art major but I’m pretty sure when I mixed all the paint colours together in school, it was an awful poopy brown.

I wish my Grindr was that polite. I get treated to such gems as “no curries” and “no rice”

Being excited for things is uncool. People foam and spit and fall over themselves to be the first to furiously slam into their keyboard: “meh.”