PEARLFECT

I’ve only been to Disneyland in Tokyo. In that pirates ride, it starts by going through the actual Blue Bayou restaurant, does it do that in the American ride too? 

Ok dude we get it, you know to play “A Sport”

I recently went on vacation, which is where I experience my largest exposure to Americans, and one thing I heard over and over was “OH MY GAAAAWWWWWWSH”

I wasted $20 in shibuya trying to get one only to prove that I can’t play UFO catchers for shit. I return to Australia tonight ashamed.

Ayyyyyyyyyyyy lmao

I went there yesterday, the whole attack on titan theme makes the ambience REALLY weird, we were watching the sunset over the mountain range, and all this SUPER INTENSE music is playing. It was a bit stressful. Plus the inexplicable chibis.

I was literally here just today! The cherry blossoms have started to fall and it was beautiful, I’m sad that my vacation is nearly over!

Hellloooooo, is there another Mr. matthulksmash?

MARCH MADNESS 2018

What month will it come out?

Woah woah, save that energy, these are just the qualifiers.

I’m here for the classic Jez competition of Who Is From The Lowest Socioeconomic Tier and How All You Other Elitists Will Never Understand Me.

And it’s not just games that have this bizarre effect on people. There are tv shows that I’ve quit, saying I’ll never watch it again. 8 weeks later and I think “well maybe I’ll see if the backlog is any good”

Lol if you think all the best game makers and contributors are insecure racist losers like Jafari, I’ve got a bridge to sell you.

I’m amazed that some of these people are able to maintain in their heads that:

Nah that’s something different. Combination of storms bringing down power lines and our conservative government jumping on the chance to blame it on EVIL RENEWABLE ENERGY.

My little sister started playing last month. She won’t stop play Widow. Is there...is there anyone we can talk to?

Are you being sponsored by Amazon Prime?