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Tut tut now love, that’s not a very CHRISTIAN thing of you to say, and on this the day of our baby saviour’s birth.

Oh good the old bait and switch.

People often complain that Dumbledore’s orientation wasn’t explicit enough in the books (even those people who usually cry “Why should it matter?! I didn’t come out straight!”)

Just choose to be a homosexual, all the cool kids are doing it.

Donald Trump was routinely humiliated by women during the election cycle, and while he got the last laugh, he wants to make sure women are given as little chance to challenge his penis given rights in the future.

Excuse me. Santa is very real. What is this nonsense.

Haha “putin’ on the ritz” I get it, I’m smart.

Honey, us gays are against that beard.

Maybe try not to be the first person who dies 10 seconds in and it might be more fun.

Join our hero Dario as he runs for his life to save the Fungal Kingdom and win back the heart of Duchess Apricot from the giant beast Low...um...Pow..no...err.....Steve!

I always forget about Americans and their weird drinking age.

Man you people are SALTY

You sure put her in her place Bro. She’ll think twice before delivering partially sub-par news on this prestigious international news and journalism Juggernaut.

“Teen Tight-ans”

They should make a spinoff of Pushing Daisies but it’s all about the man cast of Pushing Daisies and it is Pushing Daisies please bring Pushing Daisies back.

I think it was sad because of the whole “Of course there is no heaven or hell. When you die you’re dead and gone and non-existent”

Was she supposed to get excited? Because I called my chocobo after that line expecting her to say something but she was just like :/

It’s so refreshing that they’re good friends. Not grunts meathead bros who talk nonstop about bitches and bigger bitches like many forms of media portray.

That makes more sense, this story didn’t really reflect the policemans attitude all too well.