I wonder if undersea bear DJ is single.

The anthropomorphic personification of hair gel, I imagine.

What POSSIBLE advantage is there to spelling it "Lyfe" I mean really.

Bah double-postiness, curse you kinja.

*Bookmarks page to come back for the people shrieking about the Female Gaze later today.*

If I was looking for paradise, that's the first place I'd look :D

To be honest most of the articles around here that are claiming that Taylor Swift is "Too White" or not acting "White Enough" are little more substantial than white noise static, but they still get plenty of pageviews, so maybe it's like that?

She was UNDER OATH people! Don't you know that some intangible promise not to lie immediately invalidates all intimidation or personal fear allowing you to tell nothing but righteous truth?!

Creepy haunted houses run by church groups that feature terrifying things such as GAAaaaaYYYY PEEEOOpppplllEEE ruining society and fake "live abortions" featuring women covered in fake blood and screaming in agony.

I only just discovered what "Hell Houses" were this year, and America, you got some issues.

I don't like it when TV shows advertise that there is going to be a huge twist in an upcoming episode, i find it takes away from the shock factor. I prefer to be caught unawares.

Ha! I'm never bored in bed. I have a 3DS, an iPad and a bottle of jack under the pillow.

I love the concept of a Zelda film of sorts, but I also hate the idea unless they keep Link mute somehow.

I fall into the catagory of "Absolutely racked with guilt because I'm sure it was all my fault." My teammates could throw themselves off buildings and I'd apologize. Too many years as an MMO healer.

#notallchosenonesineverygeneration

I just want more wind in the sails of my Korrasami ship.

Yes. Please report to the department of awful people. *judgemental cat emoji*

You should sell this story as film rights because I am both highly amused and amazingly uncomfortable.