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I'd say worse. A post it has taken effort to write. A text message includes things like "UR NT WAT I WNT IN A BF"

I seem to attract the dudes that want to break up via text message. It's hard to find a mournful country ballad about that.

These are actually rarely the same people to be honest. I don't want to go #notallgays here, but I generally find the guys I know who are into "no femmes, straight acting, no various races" actually don't give two shits about equality.

It doesn't even have Andrew. It's got andy though, but i don't hold truck with that name.

"I'm just like any modern woman trying to have it all. Loving husband, a family. It's just....I wish I had more time to seek out the dark forces and join their hellish crusade. That's all."

Addams Family Values. I must be pushing the hundreds in how many times I've watched that movie. I watch it when I'm sad, happy, drunk or bored. I love it.

*Twiddles nefarious moustachio*

I just wish I had gotten the chance to tell my family I loved them before it happened. It was just all so fast. *Swoons*

Ergh Cassie, if you don't have anything nice to say about anyone, you come sit next to me Darlin'.

Well then read something else? Perhaps a good thriller novel, a humorous editorial, or the back of a shampoo bottle will put your mind at ease?

Don't! It makes people really angry! -_-;

Man, if I could group all the men on the planet into one container (Tupperware, I hope.) I would make a fortune selling dudes to lonely ladies and gay gents. (Plus I could keep the good ones for myself, sneh sneh sneh...)

Yup, it's all me. A small-town Australian dude. Bringing down the whole feminism movement. You have rumbled me.

A joke based on my status as an Australian. And to be honest, our last prime minister was a woman and she worked heavily on climate change policy. Our new prime minister is a misogynistic pig, who dubbed himself "minister for women" and has outright stated he believes climate change is crap.

I'm a big fan of this finding. I mean if we can show that Climate Change negatively affects TEH MENZ, maybe the dudes in charge will take SOME GODDAMN ACTION.

Well he must have done SOMETHING, people in The US don't just go around shooting each other.

We still have them in Queensland, Australia. They were actually slated to be removed, but when our new conservative state government got in, they scrapped that because they thought it was a waste of time.

I'm glad I'm not the only one who takes their glasses off to eat sometimes.