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While it doesn't make my top 3, I think some kudos should be given to Insomnia for being the last film that Pacino didn't appear in via phone.

I really wanted there to be a couple of French soldiers guarding Dragonstone.

It sucks fucking balls.

If anyone is going to rise from the dead and start the Zombie Apocalypse it'll be George A. Romero. My advice to anyone living near where he is buried, move house.

'Tis a little piece of wonderful. But I do wonder if Casey is under the sheet throughout.

Yes one person is thinking and acting like Beyonce is the first person to have kids or twins, Beyonce.
And I know she's not the first celebrity to give their child a stupid name, but at least when Zappa and Bowie did it 40 years ago they were off their tits on drugs. Nowadays it's just extending a brand.
In this case

Celebrities who have a baby are just so amazing, but to have two it's staggering really isn't it. And they had think up two names that have never been used as names before, we're lucky that these amazing people choose to live in a world with us normal people.

They really like people how are shit at their jobs there. Da Hoff is an actor who can't act and a singer who can't sing. If I remember correctly they had a painter who couldn't paint running the place for a while.

The Genie who is blue, was played by a white man in the original, and is now being played by a black man. So in the grand colour scheme of Hollywood surely that allows for either Jasmine or Aladdin to be a white and then they can mention that they were born in Scotland or something.
Ben Kingsley for Jafar and we're

Nepotism and now despotism?

Nowt to do with me sir.

Also in Fresh Prince, but Jnr come on we got to set some limits.

Don't know what happened there thought I was flicking on popular pop culture website the AV Club.

Still cool with covering up fucking children, and not allowing people with AIDS to use contraception.

3) is hire Adam Lambert.

After Skull Island and this, I'm sure my pitch of an "Every Which But Loose reboot heavily influenced by Appocolypse Now" is going to get green lit real soon.

I know raping a corpse for pleasure is called necrophilia, what it's called when you do it for financial gain.
I'm sure Brain May and Rodger Taylor know as they have been doing it with some gusto for years, but my inquiries to them on twitter have gone unanswered.

He's has thus far made films that subvert their genres and are also classics within said genres, so the idea of him taking on a sequel as a genre in and of itself is fucking exciting. The use of a Bonzo Dog song is too awesome to even imagine.

Good to know, will book a long weekend off to watch the directors cut.

I will seed to your superior knowledge in this area. I know nothing of wearable habits.