If Chris Brown released an album produced by Dr. Luke, would listening to it open a portal to the asshole dimension?

Is it more shocking that humans used to eat some weird things, or that Supper Club and GJI finally produced an interesting article?

What the hell is Hope and Glory? It's interesting how some Oscar nominees have zero shelf life and fade from the public consciousness.

Psycho II is excellent. Psycho III is a movie that existed.

This show definitely does not have the same premise as Hannibal. Aside from both being prequels to movies about serial killers, they're absolutely nothing alike.

Uh…no, don't jump into the show with its final season. Even if the plot makes perfect sense, you'll be missing all the character development, backstory, and fantastic acting that make the show so interesting. The first three seasons are half-goofy/half-riveting, and the fourth is one of the best things that aired on…

I think Britney's life is interesting enough to warrant a Lifetime movie. Nobody who has a head-shaving mental breakdown can be too boring. However, watching the Melrose Place and Saved By the Bell "biopics" taught me that nothing really scandalous happened on those sets, and I have no idea why they warranted movies.…

That…kind of sounds amazing and I would definitely watch it.

I'm not sure what you'd expect from the network that brought us the unauthorized 90210, Melrose Place, and Saved By the Bell "true" stories. I don't think anyone watching this is looking for biographical depth or deep psychological motivations. Some Britney songs would have been nice, though.

Really loved the first season of this show, which was not only entertaining but a feast of sexiness for gay men such as myself. Pretty rare that you see a show go out of its way to show off male sex appeal.

Eternal Sunshine didn't resonate with me at all either, though maybe it was the time in my life when I watched it. Or maybe it was the fact that I also don't like Gondry movies.

I believe this headline should read: "Cary Fukanaga Signs On To Next Movie He'll Drop Out Of."

Is there such a thing as a movie made by YouTube stars that isn't 100% awful? The main movies I think of are that Smosh thing and Shane Dawson's Not Cool. I'd rather have a 24-hour marathon of Movie 43 than subject myself to either of them.

I just finished that book a few weeks ago. This headline was made to excite and then brutally disappoint me.

I'll definitely watch this, though my comment is mostly an excuse to mention how great Kusama's The Invitation and Jennifer's Body are. The latter is often dismissed, but the Faculty of Horror podcast had an episode discussing it from a feminist perspective that made me appreciate the movie on a much deeper level. I…

It makes me sad to hear Lauren Ambrose was in a Hallmark movie. She deserves better!

I'm surprised there's no mention of Hallmark's success airing Golden Girls reruns. That's the only reason I've ever watched this network, and it's why I've seen SO MANY commercials for their terrible holiday-themed movies starring washed up has-beens…err, I mean quaint, harmless films aimed at a specific target…

I'm more concerned that this article calls Riverdale a "hit." Barely cracking 1 million viewers and a .4 demo rating is pretty bad even for the CW.

It's a dick move to go out on a date with someone else when the person you like has openly rejected you? Okay.

I couldn't disagree more about Flash. I really disliked last season, but this season is killing it so far. Supergirl is the show that is quickly sliding downhill for me.