Right? Servers are leaving you unattended long enough that you have enough empty dirty plates that you are creating a pile to make room for yourself, but fuck you for not leaving them neatly spread across your entire table for them. 

Have you seen the shit parents buy their kids

It’s for kids.

How about a Quarter Horse?

The number of people who feel the need to clarify that they ‘wouldn’t buy it’ but are ‘glad it exists’ feels so weird to me. Almost like boys who wanted their GI Joes to come home to a nice lady like Barbie in the beach house but never did it because it would ‘say something about them they didn’t intend.’

Its a actually gonna be the piece of cardboard and it will change into different kits to attack.

Thank you for equine equivalence. You are right, the Jag is not worth thousands plural. At best, it is worth half a good horse, or perhaps a half good horse.

I have no desire to buy this but I’m glad it exists. It’s the most Nintendo thing ever.

You evaluate a horse by looking in its mouth. Or so I’ve heard.

This. Especially at buffets where they specifically ask that you take a clean plate every time you go up to the buffet, or if you ordered several appetizers and didn’t finish them before the main course arrived, you can end up with a ton of plates in front you and leaving them scattered is not a great idea.

There’s no way that Jag is worth a good horse, let alone two. A good horse will cost you a couple thousand minimum.

well this sucks....i actually want a car davids turned down...... now who am i gonna judge for questionable decisions

I usually agree and appreciate the advice in this column. Good stuff.

Yeah, no, I have a kid with autism, and if his empty dirty plate is left in front of him for longer than 30 seconds he will have a meltdown. I try to stack the way I would want them stacked, but unless the wait staff is super quick about cleaning the table, I need to stack them before I have a screaming 12 year old.…

A lot of chain restaurants give you a shit ton of plates, though, and a itty bitty table for multiple people. One time I ordered an entree that arrived on three separate dishes and when I asked for a side of some kind of dressing, that came on yet ANOTHER plate. I genuinely thought stacking was helpful, so it’s good…

I was looking at an old truck to fix and play with when my friend said to me, “Dude! That piece of shit is so bad David Tracy wouldn’t touch it!”

They call my Subaru WRX tiny, and my Suzuka Grey TTRS white!

I can’t see my haters because I drive a 5th gen Camaro and I can’t see anything.

Lots and lots things about my sexual orientation.