I think the Michigan ban is probably in an effort to preserve its already terrible road system. Studless tires are good enough 98% of the time, the damage studs do to the roads simply isn’t worth it.

Gronk approves of this angle of approach.

So what is the cyclists’ excuse, since they can’t blame their A-pillar?

69-degree angle

Nice to hear of the changes, but man—I’ve lost all will to play anymore. A case of too little too late maybe?

Ford should not feel bad. Toyota expanded their Takata airbag recall to 2013 Siennas (my minivan) this week. This airbag fiasco is like a bad STD. The shit just keeps spreading.

Yeah I realize that, but he had already picked the Vikings to cover handily. He just couldn’t help himself. He’s trying to sneak a reverse jinx right under fate’s nose.

we are not aware of a single complaint from anyone attending our games that they were expecting to see the parachute team and not a professional hockey game.

The problem is he knows the game well and constantly spouts bland platitudes and offers nothing of value to the broadcast that you couldn’t get from a well trained goldendoodle. It would be one thing if he was just an excitable dotard who was happy to be there; he chose to pander to the lowest common denominator fan…

Richie Incognito looks like what Krang from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle’s body would be if it were a real person.

And then…someone barfed. Not any of our kids.

Gruden was also all-in on Johnny Football. There’s no way he finishes that deal in Oakland or Las Vegas.

No reverse jinxes. No fatalism.

The gross reality is that the savviest ex-athletes are the ones who have transitioned over from being defrauded to doing the defrauding.

ford didn’t take away your falcons and utes.. your unions sales numbers did.

Lame.
As.
Fuck.

The worst part? It will sell.

But it’s because we know how it ends that makes this so interesting. This is our Titanic, baby! I’ve never wanted to see a team’s recent F1 season get publicly dissected as much as this one.

Sadly if you try to watch it your tv will blow up three fourths through.

I like that trailer much better than the first version.