:)

Love the hat tip to babysitter's club books.

Giggidy.

I suppose I should have included a /sarcasm at the end...

So by this logic, having my period is abortion?

Any shitwagon with a set of $3,500 20s should do the trick.

No stock here either. And they are all totally redneck'd. Boo.

Before my boyfriend's latest silverado started needing ~$1k of work every few months, he said he loved Chevys because they are "so easy to work on." Seeing as they need to be worked on often, good thing they are "easy." GM man through and through.

Right? You can't even get a Jag in yellow, can you? But how will we Kill Bill?

Mm. I'll take a chocolate chip Kudos, please. And shh. I am ma'am. ;)

I'm pretty sure the biggest threat to my car is other drivers. As exhbited by the semi and stupid Santa Fe drivers who ignored yield signs and tried to T-bone me a new one on separate occasions in the past two weeks. At the same on ramp onto I-40... Ugh.

We're calling the Jag a pussy now? Meow.

I'd watch it.

But, but dead leaves + decomposition + dead batteries + dumping batteries + ? = funny joke, no?

It's a money-filled Mickey Mouse balloon! It floats right up there! And buys you no babies for years!

Ha. Probably. I was born in one of those states and currently live on the border of another... This doesn't fare well for me!

Exactly!

Bears: smarter than the average Toyota owner?

You obviously don't read the comments often enough. Texas isn't Florida!

Well, how else do you think they dispose of the batteries when they die and need to be replaced?