You must drive in Oklahoma... 100 percent of those things are exhbited by drivers each time I travel anywhere in this horrid place.

I think it is absolutely horrid that I didn't have to sift through more than two comments before I found one bashing Renn for her weight, which right now happens to be thinner than previous years.

I know I don't know you personally, but I'd go to get checked out. If you have health insurance, there is really no reason to not see a doctor.

I hope the Onion logo was left off this story.

I feel the same way.

I'd love to see what the EPA thinks my Mustang is supposed to get but I haven't found any of that info about cars built in the '60s.

Same goes for the penis thing with the size of your liftkit and tires/wheels.

On the other side, my '04 Civic 1.7l coupe, manual consistantly gets better MPG than the revised version of its EPA rating suggests.

Buuurn.

"Women protestors" sounds like these women are protesting women.

State insurance has helped a lot of my uninsured friends. In my social group's case, the woman having children who do not have insurance usually qualify for state assistance, like SoonerCare in Oklahoma, which I believe means prenatal, postpartum and the first year of childcare are paid for by SoonerCare.

Zeus comes to mind...

Oklahoma County Sheriff VW New Beetle cruiser... Sorry the pic is so small, the larger one it links to is dead.

What about adonis DNA?

It is an alien parasite hijacking a woman's body!

Living but cannot survive outside the womb? Biologically speaking, doesn't that make an embyro a parasite?

Exactly! And a until those items can survive outside the womb, they're just cells inside a woman.

Too soon?

If someone makes a lot of money, say $60,000 in half a year, why is it a bad thing for them to spend that much on a wedding?

I'll stick to my '66 Mustang and be cooler and all of those who drive the 'cool 11'... Well, cooler in my own head.