Next time, buy a real car?

At first I thought maybe they just accidentally packaged them in boxes intended for their razors... I guess I was giving them too much credit...

I have a good friend named Kaylin who is 26. But her spelling is different so maybe thats what makes you feel old? Also, I know a few male Kalens who are in their 20s.

My house was built in 1952. I am so crawling around my attic and into my crawspace this weekend with a flashlight and a keen eye.

And then jez and gawk get pages hits and your one hit was turned into two! Hoo. Ray.

fistbump.

But your method doesn't optimize page hits... Not clicking the link out of principle.

I think a lot of it has to do with placebo effect. My friend has done about three or four rounds on this diet and she swears by it. But then again, she also thinks that her hair falling out and quickly gaining the weight back (hence multiple bouts of this diet) are normal side effects of anyone losing 40 pounds, at…

He is so good at being sardonic, it is ALWAYS hard to tell whether he is serious. I can't decide if it is insults masqued as sarcasm or what—I've been guilty of the "sarcastic insult" myself.

In her defense, that awful dress is most of the reason her melons look so halved.

And what about all the eggs that never had a chance to be fertilized? Or those eggs the female incubator passes up because the egg isn't suitable to become a viable zygote? It is a mother's fault that those babies were not given a fair chance either!

Mm. Bob Evans breakfast sausage from that farm in the heartland of Ohio...

At risk of sounding insensitive but purely curious, this brings me to another question... Can you insure a pregnancy? Like, if I was expecting and was afraid of late term miscarriage/stillbirth (given personal history, etc) could I insure the pregnancy for X amount of money to cover the costs (funeral, D&C...) that…

This happened in my homestate and on the news here, they said the puppies were too sick for adoption. Hookworms are treatable though, I guess the shelter didn't have enough money to treat an entire litter of pups. This is an important reason to donate to animal shelters—your time and money make a difference when it…

I guess that didn't have quite the shock value they were looking for, now did it. Jezebel knows how to get page hits. And I am really glad they have provided us with this forum. But sometimes, and times more frequent of late, I feel as if they're just baiting us. A shift in management, mayhaps.

This female writer sold out and hit up corporate America for a job right out of college. I can say I make twice as much as my fellow journalism graduates, but I hate every waking hour at my job. I regret getting out of journalism, for now I am doing something I hate but make a decent living/have awesome benefits while…

I'd second this.

They drove manual transmissions.

Thanks for posting this. I hadn't thought about this in this way before.

I just thanked my dad this weekend for teaching me and my siblings to open doors cautiously and slowly when we were kids.