Councilman Dexhart!

we haven't even touched on if she was nursing. A weeks old baby eats...constantly. So much that pumping to keep up with demand for later AND feeding is nearly impossible. Her kid wasn't even SIX WEEKS OLD. I don't think most people would even offer to watch a baby that young. There was no way in hell I would have…

She filed for the continuance a day after taking the case. The judge took three weeks to rule, leaving her one week to figure things out.

"Edited to add: it also says she knew that the hearing would fall during her maternity leave. So it's not like this was a surprise. I made sure I had coverage for any work that would fall during my maternity leave."

No way in HELL would I leave an infant of that age with someone I didn't know, and for whom I didn't have personal references. She has no family in town, so that's out. You can't just open the phone book and put your finger on a childcare provider - I'd want background checks, etc. Circumstances (described in the…

I don't think it's totally unreasonable to be nervous about handing your weeks-old baby to a babysitter you had to find within a week, though.

It's a hair piece. Just like any hair piece. Are my clip in hair extensions head merkins?

I saw a truck the other day with two "no fat chicks" stickers and the license plate NOFTCHX. And yep, you guessed it, he had to go at least 300 lbs.

gotta admit, he is an expert on ugly.

New Hampshire is basically the drunk racist uncle that the rest of New England pretends we don't have, yet still somehow gets an invite to Thanksgiving every year.

I feel like we're telling them never to compliment women they find attractive. But we like being complimented by men we *do* find attractive, do we not? Or am I just being a bad feninist again? Maybe it's because I'm relatively new at this, but i notice I'm only annoyed at compliments from men I'm not attracted…

That feels kind of misanthropic. I mean, being the member of a society often means interacting with people you'd rather not. One might be a creepy dude complimenting your scarf because he wants to fuck you and you don't want to fuck him and another might be an old lady complimenting you on your scarf when you're…

taking all your points, can we be positive for a sec? Having lived most of my life as a man, I can tell you that a lot of these guys are just desperate dorks. Yes, some will shoot you for not giving them your number, but for the ones who are just dorks, maybe we could toss them a bone. Granted, I'm a terrible…

Nothing makes me angrier than that belief. I have a male friend who joked about how I must be loose because I have maybe 4 or 5 sexual partners a year. I asked him why I'd be more loose than his wife when they have sex daily if I'm only having sex a couple of times a month or less. I hate to bring his wife into it but…

After the age of 14, there is no such thing as a good handjob, unless you are going to a professional or you don't have arms yourself. That should be the advice. Women aren't obligated to do anything sexually, but if she is vigorously consenting, skip the handjob because no one really wants it.

Loose vagina is just what men say to make themselves feel better about having a skinny penis.

I later saw a video of the wedding, in which she wore a deep royal purple sheath dress and looked furious the entire time.

I don't doubt that the symptoms your family has experienced were real and very crummy, but MSG allergies are a myth. They have been comprehensively debunked by every reliable, double-blind, peer-reviewed bit of research that has been done on the subject. This is not to say that the symptoms your dad, sister and…

No mushrooms or cheese or fish or soy or seaweed or olives, either! They're swimming in MSG!

Disney doesn't serve tomatoes or broccoli? Because they contain MSG.