I conferred with a friend who just explained to me that in French, "entrée" means appetizer. So, again, when the person is ordering and you notice they only ordered an appetizer, the thing to do as the waiter would be to cheerfully and politely say, "Alright, so I have [whatever] as your first course, what would you…

You'll have to forgive me, because I am clearly a common peasant. I am not sure at all what you're talking about, even after rereading your explanation a few times. I'm a college educated professional who dines out frequently at nice restaurants, but I am apparently also an idiot.

Oh fuck off. A lot of people have gluten sensitivities, and even if someone does have Celiac, it's more likely that the server is going to understand "gluten allergy." You're busy, I'm busy and it doesn't help any of us if I'm required to explain my entire medical history to you justify why I'd prefer a gluten-free…

In case you can't see with your eyes, here are some words Today used to describe the ensemble:

Ohhh, I love these types of apologies. "That's not what I believe. So weird that I said that! I control the words that come out of my mouth, but sometimes they just take on a life of their own and transform into something that isn't true! Sucks that I can't do anything about it!"

She sang pretty well on Girls. Whether she can act is another question (to which the answer is: no).

EXACTLY. Also, does he have adult kids? Aren't children's ties smaller than men's ties?

I love them and wish them the best but "a suit from his closet". Really? Like it wouldn't already be a top of the line super expensive nice suit. It isn't like he has some off the rack thing from JCPenny hanging in there.

I was on a tourist van across Costa Rica with an insane driver. At one point, he asked another passenger where he was going. "San Jose" the guy replied. "Oh, good," said the driver. I wasn't sure if we were going there or to Cahuita." HE DIDN'T KNOW THE DESTINATION and he was the driver.

That is hilarious! You should write Ramada with that story and do a commercial ;)

By the time I was 6, I had two little sisters. We went on our first family vacation that year, and (now that I know what kind of hell it is to share a hotel room with children) my parents weren't exactly relaxing. By the end of the trip, their plan was to load up the car while we were all still asleep (when you're…

About 6 years ago while flying from Little Rock, AR back to Nashville (where I was living at the time), I got stuck in an airplane lavatory. For over an hour.

Husband and I spent part of our honeymoon in Paris. We caught a taxi, and it was the most terrifying ride of our lives. The taxi driver was absolutely nuts, and was purposely trying to scare pedestrians by almost running into them at crosswalks. Any time he would see police in the street, he would lean out the window…

My story probably won't be as insane as some others that will be told, but it was chilling and a big wake up call. I decided to travel to Malaysia as a solo female traveler once. I was worried about what I read and how it could be unsafe for single women travelling alone in certain parts of the country, so I…

Some friends and I did a cross-country road trip right after college. Since two of the four of us were moving out to California, we took two cars, and one had a UHaul trailer on the back. All was well for the first half of the country, up and down through the Rockies and all.

I was traveling through Ireland with a high school group over Spring Break and one evening we all split up in order to do a home stay with some Irish students our age. I'm at the dinner table with the young man's family, who had kindly welcomed me into their home, and the father asked me if I was excited for Easter.…

I was on a 2 hour flight, final leg of an 8 hour trip. Late night, the cabin lights are low, the middle seat is empty. I'm looking forward to sleeping through the whole thing. But I had the misfortune of sitting next to a delightful gentleman who, in a mere two hours, managed to do all of the following:

If this is the worst suit anyone has ever seen, they must not have had their eyes open during the 90s-mid 2000s.

So basically, a bunch of people who are a) looking for anything to ding the President on and b) have no idea what looks good. 'Cause that suit is niiiiice.

Sorry. What's that? I can't hear your negativity over the sound of my zen from kayaking. Can you try to snark a little louder?