After reading the headline, I was convienced Peak Palin was one of her children. I'm glad it's not but this is still troubling.

No- when you're a vegan, it just feels like purgatory.

Seagulls are in fact assholes. And also significantly larger than you think. One seagull became trapped in our shorehouse and we basically ceded that bedroom to him for a long weekend.

My husband hates gulls and all their works because of a similar experience.

Alright this isn't that amazing but it was hilarious at the time and I still laugh about it twenty years later.

This story is only 'insane' because it features so many random freeway drivers who actually gave a crap about saving a dog. I was on highway 80 south in Oakland and suddenly in front of me, the cars had slowed way down and the highway ahead was practically empty. A few cars were slowly passing by on the right most…

We did the whole big "see your country" trip when I was 14 and went out to the maritimes for a month, to relax on the lovely beaches of Atlantic Canada (seriously) and just have a generally relaxing time.

Does my dog's expression on a semi-regular basis count?

Wild hog. Not much to it. Chased me up a tree. I literally pissed myself. Waited until my pants dried then radio'd my dad. He brings our dogs to chase it away. Nothing hurt except my pride.

So did I! Maybe some people are aware of their narcissism but I always thought the majority were delusional and completely unaware of their hypocrisy. I personally believe those are the worst, I'd much rather have a person who admits to being an asshole than one who believes he's the bee's knees while making everyone…

Giving up gluten REALLY helped my hashimoto's too. Like, to the point that my cystic acne, insulin resistance and extreme fatigue (like needing to sleep 12 plus hours a day) went away, never to return. (Well, I don't know about never, but it's been three amazing years.) I hope gluten free becomes part of the…

Weird, two weeks after I stopped eating gluten every single one of my Hashimoto's symptoms vanished and haven't been back. Except for the time my mother-in-law lied to me about putting bread crumbs in the hamburgers and almost all of them were back within 12 hours. So maybe it's not gluten for me, but it's something…

Shhhhh get out of here with your understanding about how marketing works.

Exactly. Jezebel has now written exactly one article about ALS, which is one more than they have ever written. Of course they are being sanctimonious about how it is not the best way to raise awareness when they wouldn't have written about it if it had been "anything but this." More people are talking about ALS and…

"Awareness" for a disease everyone knows exists is dumb. Oh so dumb.

Congrats! On the baby, not the >50 lbs. Unless you were trying to win a contest or something, that is.

So basically, these people would rather douse themselves with ice water than donate to charity? And yet libertarians swear up and down that if we took away Welfare, voluntary donations would fill in the gap.

I dated a guy in high school whose parents got divorced and his mom married his grandfather (his dad's dad).

I'd make a comment about the SUV feeling strange to drive for a moment after just having driven my compact car.