I once got a lengthy, PUBLIC, Facebook diatribe directed at me for not replying to a wedding invitation RSVP. I had moved recently, and the invitation didn't get forwarded to my new address.

I demand respect for the cardigahn! RESPEK! Presenting Lemon Breeland from Hart of Dixie. She turns this lemon cardie business into lemonade.

Looks like I am Less Beautiful on 4/5 work days.

You're kind of making me rethink my cardigan collection right now.

is that so?

I work in a STEM field and when I was pregnant with my 2nd child I was afraid to tell my company. When I finally did I was shocked at how amazing they were. I had a good maternity package. I was given flex time for all the doctors appointments. I was truly blessed. It was this that makes me dedicated to my company. I…

AMEN! Treating employees fairly goes a long way towards retention and employee satisfaction long-term, don't know why that concept is so hard to grasp.

this kind of attitude is so shortsighted, it's fucking unreal. True story: I get emails from headhunters and recruiters very frequently. I've turned down all offers I received this year, bc I intended to take maternity leave and so didn't want to switch jobs. My company BENEFITTED from my pregnancy, bc ny offering…

You know that EVERY SINGLE ONE of these dragons has at least two kids, a stay at home wife, and a mistress.

Yes. It's clearly a red herring. Only his head deserves to serve as a fedora platform.

I was actually surprised to find myself agreeing with most of these.

And then he nodded, satisfied with his list and convinced that he had hit the basic deal-breakers. Then he put on his fedora, went online, and complained that no women ever want to date such a nice guy like him.

Or maybe she makes them up, and that's why she knows Debbie's column is copying her, haha.

I currently live right next to a Planned Parenthood. They have regular protestors. Mostly old white men, who hold up signs. They pass out inaccurate pamphlets about birth control because apparently birth control is not how you prevent unwanted pregnancies and abortion. I hate them with a blinding passion. Every time I…

Sure! But only if their stance is actually forcing people to abort against their wishes. Which is not a thing I've ever heard a person say in my life. There is, however, a point of view in this debate that does try to force women to make a particular choice against their will...I forget what it's called...

"Planned Parenthood is an amazing organization that does so much to help women have access to affordable healthcare," she says. "The fact that some people only focus on what is such an infinitesimal part of the service they provide is confusing to me."

Oh, I get it. Ice cream's main component is cream, which comes from cow-boobs. And boobs that are not sitting around solely for men's enjoyment AS GOD INTENDED and are serving some other purpose are nasty-pasty. The boob-juice is intended for calves only, calves conceived within male-female cow "wait-until-marriage…

I would have gone with "e-purr-gency" but that's just me.

IT'S SO AMAZING I SAVED IT TO MY "PERSONAL IMPORTANT STUFF" FOLDER ON MY DESKTOP!

Sweetie, people who do not find,