I agree—I put them in the same category as those hairy gypsies. Middleton especially is some lame commoner who waited around more than a decade for Baldy to finally figure out he couldn't get anyone else. The quintessential anti-feminist taking the job of brood mare. Yet people worship her.

What's even worse is that they're supported by the taxpayers in the UK; so those "pretty" dresses are paid for by regular joes. That's revolting—and sorry, they're clothes are boring.

Is this controlled for income and education? Because my understanding is that people with more education, and therefor greater income, are more likely to have kids later in life than less educated people who start (and would probably also finish?) younger. Having a higher income would also afford better healthcare, so…

My grandma had her two at 30 and 36. She made it to 96. We can use this one example as irrefutable proof. I know how science works.

Based upon my scientific calculations, Michele Duggar is going to live to be 843 years old - give or take a decade.

That's when I had my kids and I now have empty nest before 50 yo, and I'm ready to start the next phase of my life!

I'm so with you on this. Not only are they boring, but they are pretty dim souring too. Granted I've seen maybe one interview with both Will and Kate, but they sound like idiots.

There's nothing more fun than dealing with lousy drivers whose cars are adorned with "Co-exist" or "If You're Not Outraged, You're Not Paying Attention!" bumper stickers.

I'm not exactly a Whole Foods defender or anything (I'll go there every few months to grab some stuff, but it's hardly my regular grocery place)—- but man, if I don't find it obnoxious as shit when people call it, "Whole Paycheck." Hardee har har. So clever. Much funny. Many original jokes.

The drivers. SERIOUSLY. I can't count how many times it came down to me and a late model Subaru having a fucking showdown in the parking lot.

I think it's actually worse for poor people that rich people are so unwilling to call poor people poor and themselves rich. (Every rich American I know considers him- or herself upper middle class.) It keeps them from understanding their relative privilege, from feeling an obligation to people with less money, and…

You will find a surprising number of people in the UK fawn over the royal family, though many of us do understand that the royal family are just scroungers sucking on the countrys teat to the tune of millions of pounds per year.

As a Brit living here I can attest to the bizarre interest American's have in the British Royal family. Neither myself or any of my British friends and family have a single piece of interest in the Royal family. You'd be surprised how easy it is to live in the UK and and never hear anything about them, news coverage…

This is just my opinion so take it for what you will. I have no degress in history or anything like that. As an American, my take on it is that we are such a young country we are fascinated by other countries history. Remember the USA celebrated it's bicentenial in 1976. That's only a generation ago. Compared to…

Or in this case, let's worship someone who is not famous for doing anything noteworthy but instead is famous because her sister married a guy who is rich and whose ancestors built a colonialist empire on the backs of slaves.

Answer: Exceedingly, I'd bet.

Is the embolism you're apparently having affecting your eyesight? No, maybe it's me. I'll rephrase.

I'm no House, but seizures and driving are rarely a good mix... Have you mentioned this to the illogical crazy parent in your head? I have a feeling she might have some feels about the whole thing.

For the love of God people, stop stealing cars.