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When you are purposely trying to get pregnant, seeing other folks get pregnant without trying fucks with your head. Because purposely getting pregnant can take some work. You take fertility tests everyday to see when the optimal time to fuck is, you have to purposely reduce your anxiety levels and that just reminds

Hard disagree. Write a goddamn thank you note. 3 lines: “Thank you for your sweet gift. Junior loves the [whatever]. We’ll think of you whenever baby [does thing, looks at thing. whatever]. Love & kisses/gratefully/humbly, New Parent. Same script for all gifts, so don’t worry about being that personalized (unless your

They need to find someone else to write this column

Nah, you don’t actually have to invite her, and the proof is right there in her ‘We’ll see about that’ response. You invite people to your wedding who are there to support you, on your day, as you embark upon the wonderful experience of having your relationship legally and religiously authorized and recognized. Her

But the success of Fancy had little to do with Iggy. It was the Charli XCX chorus that clicked and is the only part of the song that people remember.

All through this article producers and directors are trying to get her to go pop instead of hip-hop, and when she finally does try to do hip-hop everyone holds it against her that she is white.

Nobody is crying any tears for this poor, beleaguered white girl who was handed a music career based on her whiteness, while a few people tried to steer her away from the cultural appropriation she so needed to commit. Fuck her.

She’s like the counterpoint to every person who says the key to success is just to keep working hard and ‘do you’, even when your haters tell you that you won’t succeed. They’re still probably haters but they also may not be wrong.

...Man, I think I’m going to keep coming back to this piece all day, thinking about it more. Upon reflection, this bit is really sticking with me:

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This is amazing — thoroughly researched, relentlessly argued and really compellingly written. Thank you for making my morning with it!

I just had my second baby girl last Thursday morning :) I’m so happy and proud of my little baby and making it through pregnancy! I’m seriously overflowing with baby love right now and this time around just feels different. I’m more content and secure in my parenting skills and it feels less overwhelming than last

Love that Bangles concert. I recorded it off MTV many moons ago, and nearly wore out the VHS tape. Was thrilled to see it on YouTube.

HA HA HAAAA Plant Fitness is the worst!!!

I dunno it was the I didn’t mean to have an accident “AS SEVERE” as this one- that threw me. So you meant just to have a tiny accident?

“You don’t know whether or not someone’s actions are the reason they lost their job.”

It was like watching the world’s most expensive high school play.

Right? I’m not sure how one can trademark a saying that is a rip-off of someone else’s already copyrighted work...

Why are US police so violent towards everybody? Are they afraid? Insecure? Misogynists? Wannabe-army? What’s wrong with them? The police in the UK would never handle a sober, non-aggressive, non-violent suspect in this manner, let alone another member of an emergency service. In the UK this would be big news, and

Does “All of THE sudden” bother anyone else but me?

don’t become his mother