Lurkers unite.

I can’t believe millihelen is over and Jane Marie is leaving (or worse, being pushed out). This is by far one of the best Jezebel’s sub-blog, I love, love Deep Cuts, the 24 hours Beauty Diaries, the mall makeovers stories, the talk about make-up and beauty routines, the tips and tricks...and of course the best part is…

mass layoffs at gawker and jezebel http://www.theawl.com/2015/11/accoun…

Wait. Hold the phone. Stop. Do you have an imperial AT-AT in your living room? I ALREADY THOUGHT YOU WERE SUPER COOL NOW YOU’RE BLOWING MY MIND.

Mmmmmm caramel ice cream topping...

I immediately clicked the link. Why do I do things like that to myself? BRB, vomiting.

Probably? Just add butter and salt and pepper and it could do the trick.

word.

Fassbender’s sex powers are BAM. You cannot stop the ginger beard.

If you’re going for perfection, maybe elevation + rotation.

Not off the top of my head but surely that can be MacGyvered. Fat rubber bands to limit puddle size? Checkers or milk carton lids under the wax paper?

There’s a good explanation for the music down thread.

which are not that good anyway

See, I’m blessed with naturally big eyes and long eyelashes which kind of perpetuate the bigness. I also am constantly scouring YouTube and Pinterest tutorials looking for ways to make my eyes look even bigger, because for some reason I don’t feel satisfied unless I look like an anime heroine after I’m done with all…

He’s got a purty mouth. :-)

And then who do you go to when there’s something that really only the police can deal with? If someone stabs you in the middle of the street and runs away, who can you turn to except the police? But you can’t trust the damn police! There’s no one to help us!

That is so awesome!!!!!

because they don’t teach interstructuralism in hollywood.

That's really unsettling. Kinda reminds me of the super sad scene in babe where he figured out his owners originally planned to eat him.

It’s so frustrating.