I love apply cake but I’m a little confused by this recipe. I like to make mine with chopped up apples then they are in every slice. also I have mine with caramel ice cream topping, mmmm good.

see that makes me really curious, because Smitten Kitten is a store here in Minneapolis and it is supposed to be really sex positive. no dim lighting, no creepy atmosphere, just a brightly lit place with friendly people who care about sex education and avoiding judgment. i suppose i have to google it now to see what…

your housemate is an idiot. redskin is a racial slur and viking is not. period. they are COMPLETELY DIFFERENT. case closed.

you should read this entire tumblr. it will definitely not gross you out, no indeed! http://someoneatethis.tumblr.com/

Nonverbal Learning Disorder is a milder condition than Aspergers so I might be borderline neurotypical BUT I would like to say that we nontypical people are the BEST social media posters. i put shit like, “look how big a glob of phlegm I just spit up!” that is the level of honesty people get with me. never a facade of…

GIVE IT TO ME. oh man that looks delicious.

I’m just annoyed that Fassbender got to be Rochester. isn’t rochester supposedly not so goodlooking? GET THAT HANDSOME MAN OUT OF THERE.

it’s also good to use a hashbrown as the bun instead of an English muffin. nom nom potatoes!

oooh. good suggestions. my thought was to just gently rotate the apple while it was setting up, kind of like rotisserie chickens.

so fucking good! i’m a sucker for caramel. do you perchance know any way to get the caramel to not puddle around the apple when I set them on the wax paper? no? blargh.

I just saw it for the first time this weekend, and actually liked it. I’m a total weenie when it comes to scary movies, so you might be fine.

the soundtrack is so completely incongruous I found it confusing. such lighthearted music at scary moments!

I think Stephenie Meyer’s overall plot points were pretty solid, at least in the first one. At one point I wanted to re-write twilight while changing absolutely NONE of the events, just rendering it in a completely different voice and narrative style. Because her rendering was so fucking atrocious. I never did that…

Her attitude toward Ronan Farrow’s allegations against Woody Allen is pretty fucking terrible :(

i hate him so much.

Matt fucking Walsh. piece of shit troll.

I’ve recently watched 4 seasons of RuPaul’s drag race and raja is fucking HOTT. He’s probably gay since most of the contestants are gay, and thus not into me, but...

I have a quasi related question. what is the best eyelash comb? i want one that is VERY FINE and really separates lashes.

big eyes are awesome. I think it’s pretty much a perpetual trend through every time period to want big eyes. EMBRACE YOUR EYEBALLS!

according to this, there are proportions in babies’ features that trigger protective instincts in adults. large eyes is one of them and I think maybe a small jawline is too. it’s been a long time since I watched it.