Until the comments on this article, I thought all McDonald’s served biscuits all day. Thank goodness mine do.

Her name is surprisingly not actually SoKo. Stéphanie Sokolinski seems perfectly fine. This abbreviated name nonsense is getting ridiculous. (I will always use ScarJo, though, because it annoys her and her acting annoys me, so fair is fair. :P )

That poor slow loris looks terrified.

One, I think, I might be too old to decode.

Ouch! Buying a car while having bronchitis does not sound like a fun time! I hope you get to feeling better soon! I’m powering down the antibiotics myself, having managed to catch a particularly nasty norovirus and break a few bones in my foot the same day. Thanks to the painkillers and the gut bug, I’m sadly stuck on…

Lord, I hate DST. It sucks on so very many levels. Let it die already.

Nickelodeonfied, in this case, I think.

Arrrgh! So jealous of people who get to see Pandora’s Box, or any Louise Brooks film, on the big screen.

This just makes me sad that eFX never released the replica helmet that render was made for. :(

Complaining can get you banned from Gawker Media sites, though.

Please forgive me, I cannot stop myself. *Our beaches

A-plus shade? Are we grading on a curve now?

So Kim is totally OK with Kanye saying he’s going to have sex with Taylor Swift but Piers offering to buy Kim some clothes is some ‘Ashley Madison type shit’?

I’m sorry, did I type in something other than English?

The movies I attribute to OMG-PRINCESS-SO-BAD syndrome. I have no idea why the parks, and people who go, catch so much crap.

It’s generally open season on anything Disney around these parts, particularly older animated films and theme parks.

Ssssh. Bey can do no wrong. Be careful or they’ll come for you.

But The Bill Cosby Show aired from September 1969 - March 1971 and Malcolm-Jamal Warner wasn’t born until August 1970. I’m presuming The Cosby Show is what we’re referencing here.

That was a reference to the first film, considering the ‘30 Years Ago’ bit that precedes it. The new characters are only referred to in the segment as a ‘New Team’, aren’t they?