Rita Moreno! Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssss! I will adore that woman for all of eternity. I could raid every thesaurus on Earth and not even begin to touch on how amazing she is.

There is a missed opportunity here to have her lips inflate into airbags.

Me, either. She isn’t the least bit entertaining. ‘Beloved’, really? I almost spit out my drink at that part.

Does she admit stealing her look from virtually every Star Trek alien ever?

At first I thought I would primarily be watching this because of Matt Smith but, holy crap, that trailer was absolutely riveting! I will watch the ever-loving heck out of this.

We need the Winchesters, stat.

This seems like a clear case of retaliation for her bruised ego.

Eckerd! Now there’s a name I’ve not heard in a long, long time. A long time.

Plenty of kittehs like swimming. How else can they execute their amphibious assaults when the landing ships get hung up?

Joanna is killing it tonight, too.

I knew the Gawker participants were going to get some Reddit jabs in somewhere. Get some new material, folks!

I knew the Gawker participants were going to sling some Reddit jabs in. Get some new material, people!

Stassa is winning the live blog, methinks, hands down.

At least in the header image Lindsay is starting to look like Fergie.

Eddie Redmayne is outstanding, but I wish Matt Smith had gotten the Newt Scamander role. As I said on io9, I wish I could visit the parallel universe where that occurred.

I think Adam is a zebra centaur.

Their little dog is totally hamming it up in that picture, too. This whole acting out puzzles thing they’re doing is adorable.

Wait, did Alicia Vikander get added to the Jez list of celebrities I’m supposed to irrationally disdain?

It was, if I remember correctly, the XP-38 Luke was complaining about, not just simply the X-38.

I believe that Sienar Fleet Systems, not SoroSuub is behind the manufacturing of TIE fighters. :)