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Yeesh. With that tattoo, Ed should probably double check before he goes to a dentist.

Yep. I seem to recall an article around here that blasted a tattoo artist for refusing to do a neck tattoo.

I was not a fan of his behavior after the cat thing, but the hunting really tipped me over the Pratt edge.

I’m confused by Dax. Is eating alone at restaurants a thing people don’t do? I almost exclusively eat alone at restaurants. I just find it to be a better experience.

I scooped a chunk out of my thumb out using a meat slicer about twenty years ago. I was slicing a giant log of provolone and nearing the end, for some reason, it wobbled in the machine and -zip- in went my thumb. It actually didn’t take the tip off or anything, it carved out a plug of flesh and nail. The flap was

Weren’t East and West the Wicked Witches? (Sorry, it’s apparently pedant Saturday. :D)

This is probably taking that hipster thing a tad too far. Pretty soon people will be walking around Williamsburg with an empty scabbard on their belts.

As a state employee under Jeb, I’m pretty sure I will always want to punch him.

Wait, are they bootlegged or stolen? I always thought bootlegs referred to unlicensed or copied products. I would hate to think What’s Happening!! steered me wrong.

Man, YCDTOTV. I used to watch that religiously! I’m pretty sure I have some bootleg DVDs of that floating around somewhere. I’ll have to dig those suckers up.

I’m thoroughly enjoying Anna’s contributions to tonight’s WTF double feature.

I don’t find Lena’s idea all that great. Sometimes you have to give other people at least that amount of closure.

I feel like Bobby Jindal is the Republican who cried in that blind item about being hurt at being set at the debate equivalent of the Thanksgiving kids’ table.

Archie Panjabi seems slightly less excited.

Ah, my hometown. Such an uplifting and enlightened place. *eyeroll*

It’s slow going, but the Navy is working towards integrating enlisted women into submarine roles. It isn’t perfect, and it will be a long time coming, but they are making an effort.

I’m on an Android phone so I can’t verify, but do iPhones really try to autocorrect a word to a completely different word like that? Or is Lena just attempting to be witty/cool/whatever? If that makes sense. Now that work is over I’m all doped up on sinus meds, so I could be typing gibberish for all I know.

I will pee at work but I absolutely will not partake of a number two in a public bathroom. It’s practically a phobia. At work? Drive home. Long distance travel? Take Immodium to halt the whole process. At a theme park? Hold it for the hotel or, if that isn’t an option, burn the time to detour back to the room. Nope.

Some of the guys in my office do this. They seem unabashedly keen to watch porn in the crapper at work. Of course, there are also the guys who take conference calls in there, too, which boggles the mind.

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Someone may have already posted this but my phone chokes on posts with this many comments and I can’t check. So, here it is (again).