This is like the shows on the 'home design' channels that take a unique (junky) home or room or whatever and magically transform it to a neutral, pasty hotel room. Glah. Ikea Uber Alles.

@nobodyzhome: Yeah, nobody sleeps in the big house.

If I put a copper mesh around this, will I get a really big Faraday cage?

You can buy these with organic frosting at Whole Foods for 6.99 each. All the fiber keeps you regular. Nom!

1. Hipster PDA and a Uniball pen or mechanical pencil. I like fountain pens too, but usually don't carry one around.

On the downside, the painting is now covered with cancerous tumors from the intensive radiation exposure.

Be very protective of your personal life. In my first job, I was 18 and telling my boss something or other and he stopped me and said "once you give away your privacy you never get it back". That has stuck with me far longer than whatever I was talking about.

So WindowsME was really the Moscow Edition?

Forget Kennedy, Lennon and Cobain. Where were you when Joey Ramone died? That's MY g-g-g-g-generation.

What band did John F. Kennedy play in?

@Ignignokt: Didn't you know Macs can levitate?

OK, now we know where Darth Vader checks his Facebook account.

Even after the apocolypse, in the Last City, you will be happy to know 'The Lion King' and 'Blue Man Group' are still playing to packed houses. You can't kill greatness!

Is it true this supercomputer runs on the Windows ME operating system?

Gee. I found the same results by giving my seven year old daughter a black Sharpie and a map of the Gulf and letting her color the whole damned thing in. Sure enough, she continued to color and went through the keys and up the East coast.

When an eel lunges out

MMMMmmmmm. Guglulg. Ptoooo!

I use one of these when enjoying steak and wine on my plass...or is it glate?

Still, I don't see an integrated magazine rack.

As a writer, I see a lack of any clear open workspace where Levy could put anything down larger than a coffee mug. Call me old fashioned, but I like to pull a book off the shelf and keep it handy, not squirrel over and put it away immediately. Also, where's the toy collection? You know we all have them!