“second chance, I hope she will change her ways.”

If someone were to beat the living shit out of this bitch I wouldn’t feel bad about it AT ALL.

Just don’t. I’ve been tasked with examining someone’s computer to see what they’ve been looking at. It sucks to see your coworkers get escorted out the door by security. I’ve barely got enough time to do my job. I don’t want to do their on top of it. Browse your porn at home.

Flawless and apt. Yeah, all those guys who treat pussy (and the female body) as something loathsome, to be endured and sanitized rather than enjoyed— rotten lays, to a man. If he can’t even get past the hair, what makes you think he’d know what to do with a clitoris?

Hee! Excellent. It SHOULD be common knowledge, though, because it’s kinda instinctive..... A guy who treats his fellow citizens like insects is never a guy who gives half-decent head.

& tell you that they definitely did NOT fake that orgasm

In fairness, they may be Russian women... But statistically they’re more likely to be married and middle-aged or older. Not the insatiable young sluts they feel entitled to.

Some commenter on Jezebel said back in 2012 that Mitt Romney had the face of a man “who’s never eaten pussy in his life.” It was the funniest comment that really stuck with me because all I could think of was the shitty frat bros I knew in college who would refuse to wear condoms and thought even a hint of hair on the…

It’s fundamental. Because SELFISH PEOPLE CAN’T FUCK. Ungenerous people are terrible in bed. If you’re conservative, and you put that in your dating profile, you’re announcing to the world “Fuck You, I Got Mine”— which makes people not want to fuck you. Even people who aren’t consciously aware of this rule will avoid…

At the very least, we have to fail the SAME benchmarks of humanity before any sparks will fly. These guys should be able to find plenty of similarly hateful women - - we see plenty of them online.

Amen. When you hear them talk, and you instantly know you’re with someone whose idea of foreplay is “brace yourself, babe”, who doesn’t reciprocate anything, and who makes you sleep in the wet spot.... Why stick your hand in a blender?

Their whole worldview is metaphorically “Flail your dick around as hard as you can, sneer ‘I got mine, what’s your fucking problem?’, and roll over and start snoring”. Why on earth would they think anybody wants find out if it’s literally true in the sack?

It’s the fundamentals, I think — They wrongly see our differences today as political when they are absolutely fundamentally moral.

This! So much this!

They could also move to Missouri.

It’s fundamental. Because SELFISH PEOPLE CAN’T FUCK. Ungenerous people are terrible in bed. If you’re conservative, and you put that in your dating profile, you’re announcing to the world “Fuck You, I Got Mine”— which makes people not want to fuck you. Even people who aren’t consciously aware of this rule will avoid…

“I’m for equality, but I don’t want to pay to enforce it.”

To me, it means “I like to watch the poor suffer, but at least I don’t mind them taking birth control and having sex outside of marriage”

Survival of the fittest, dudes. Natural selection. Whatever you want to call it, the silent hand of the world is sending you signals.