Sorry Lionel Richie, but you seem to kinda suck as a dad. At the same age, you let Nicole run wild across LA, which landed her in jail and with a heroin addiction. Now you let your other teen daughter run around with this middle-aged alcoholic. I get the desire to be the cool dad, but he should’ve done more in their…

I can appreciate whatever level of chest hair someone manages to grow, but there’s always something a little weird about people who have removed the hair. We’re mammals: we look weird completely smooth.

“Disick” is what you get when you combine “dick” with “sick”.

I believe you’re mistaken - he goes by The Lord*.

I hooked up with a guy a few times that used to shave his chest. Cuddling was sooo uncomfortable. Scratchy grossness.

Hey Jinni, I got about 7 hairs on my chest. Call me sometime *wink, wink*

Hmm.

I would feel so grossed out the next day for sure. I see him as a cocaine 2 pump chump anyway, so it probably wouldn’t be fun or worth it!

It’s slutty. He is a slut. Why not do to him what we do to women though?

Also (and I understand that I am in the minority in this), I like chest hair. I wouldn’t want to date someone whose waxed chest resembled a barbie doll. Shave under your armpits, by all means, but the hair that goes from chest to navel, and then follows a strip below is very sexy to one jinni.

It just screams sleazy

This dude and his unbuttoned shirt, bahaha. I’d probably hate-fuck him, tho. Ugh, I hate myself.

What on earth is appealing about this dude?

Friday night I saw a Camaro parked in front of the UFC Gym that’s next to my Costco. It had the license plate “THE LGD”: i.e., “The Legend.” I said to myself, “Hmm, when did Scott Disick move to the Inland Empire?”

Something about guys who unbutton their shirts really far down like this, alarms me. It screams; “Do not date..he is everyone he has ever wanted. No room, no room!”

Um, no they didn’t invent it. Ireland did. Uisce = Whiskey. It stems from another drink, but Ireland has the first and oldest distillery and we named it, so don’t even bother with that tripe about Scotland.

I thought about commending you on your balanced and well thought out approach to this topic, but screw it - This is an anonymous blog. So let me tell you something Heather, until you start going by Hathr - your opinion is garbage to me.

Do you close your eyes at strip clubs?

I know that Scotland goes without the e, which is fine, but when you’re talking whisk(e)y in general, sometimes, you’ve just gotta go with the spelling that is more common to your region and not be a ridiculous pedant about it.