Florida is one thing but when Dems flipped a seat in Missouri, THAT’s a huge deal. They’re hardline red.

You essentially.

Did you read the story?

We can do it with gloves on, if the lady prefers.

Louise Linton Is Just Like Us!

Anyone else stuck in this weird spot where you’re generally happy/hopeful about the direction your own life specifically is headed, but the state of the world and the direction its heading constantly drags you down, so you want to just completely ignore and shut out the news, but you feel an obligation to keep…

I knew she was a dog person the minute I saw a picture of Mnuchin.

I hate that we know who these people are now.

Huh $69? Something tells me Donald was thinking of something else when he was pricing Ivanka’s shoes.

Any man who must say, “I am the king” is no true king.
—Tywin Lannister

I also don’t want to have sex with Steve Mnuchin.

I’m a Benthamite, personally, but close enough. She’s definitely going to bring a high quality pleasure to some lucky executioner one day.

I honestly don’t really care if she’s an elitist asshole. I just want her to stop wasting our money. Also, fuck, pay for shelter for the homeless guy before you pay the vet bills.

“I’m just a regular girl”

Perfect timing w/ my newly published Eat The Rich Cookbook. Would love the opportunity to coordinate book signings at the public demonstrations of your new product.

She is white privilege condensed, distilled, and filtered then turned up to 11.

She loves fashion and other soulless white women!

Please send contact information for your investment banker. Thx.

Ah, ok, I see—she WANTS people to slap her! I get it now...

Hey guys, I just started a Guillotine company. We go public next week.