I generally try to limit my meat consumption to less than 1/3 of my eating.

Because this fascinated me when I learned about it: there’s research to show that milk consumption produces a morphine-like substance, casomorphins, thethinking is that the subsequent triggering of relaxed and happy feelings encourages baby animals to come back for more milk (obvious evolutionary win). Cheese however…

That’s not cheese..it is an abomination!

If you find yourself heating up a cube of Velveeta with a Bic and a spoon in a dirty gas station bathroom you may need to get help.

I made some grilled halloumi ‘gyros’ for dinner for my vegetarian sister in law tonight Jpo, rocked hard. Pickled some shaved candy cane beets, smoked cucumber salad, and a lemony yogurt sauce cut with buttermilk. I ate an excessive amount of crispy charred cheese chunks so I probably won’t ever poop again but worth…

Will you be my grandma too?

“This is not the same as eating a big slice of cheesy pizza every day.” Stewart added, “No one’s saying you should definitely go out an eat 40 grams of cheese a day. But on the upside, a bit of cheese on a cracker doesn’t sound unreasonable.”

It all makes sense now. The cow is laughing all the way to the bank.

Now I want cheese with a compatible partner :/

Ever tried Shropshire blue? Highly recommend. 

*glares at husband who should be cooking broccoli cheese soup right now*

*looks up from unzipping fourth round of cheese from its little red wax coat*

I don’t really crave cheese that often but when I do, I love nothing more than to go to town on a wheel of brie. And I forgot to buy feta for my spinach omelet & it made me very sad this morning. And I love Triscuits, summer sausage & cheese when I go camping.

Yes, and more than a little bit. Next question.

I remember reading somewhere that cheese is as addictive as drugs. I’ve done pretty much most of the most addictive illegal drugs. I’m not bragging or anything—I wish I could take back all the poor decisions, horrible acts, and brain damage (I was a world-class harpsichordist until one day I wasn’t) done while on…

Is there anything better in this world than a delicious glass of red paired with some gourmet cured meat and cheese? Sex with a compatible partner and surfing perhaps, but nothing else in my opinion.

Should I eat a little bit of cheese every day? I don’t know.

I’m absolutely crackers about cheese!