Really enjoyed your article, Daniel. I was a health professional in a men's prison in Australia, and people are always curious about this aspect. They never believe me about the infrequency of nonconsensual sex. I will direct people to this article.
Good luck with your memoir!

Towel? OK. Rubber glove? I'm on board. ALUMINUM FOIL? Get that the hell away from my dick!

Sam, these images just float around in your head waiting for a story to match the visual, right?

Only possible explanation: Beyoncé is actually a loaf of bread.

There's a glitch in the Bey-trix!

OH LOOK, THE ILLUMINATI PUPPETS HAVE ARRIVED.

Yep, that looks shopped. I can tell by the pixels and from having seen quite a few shops in my time.

The Wolf of Wall Street validated so many finance douchebags. Every dudebro that I know who is obsessed with getting rich loved that disgusting movie for all the wrong reasons. Cocaine! Money! Sluts!

Dude is 57. Way too old to have that many buttons undone in the Post article picture. Also way to old to be grabbing women's asses. Like 57 years too old.

Freedom isn't free.

This will be my final statement on this matter.

"She even offered them $100,000 more than the price they paid for it to allow them to take over the house. That's how important it was," Patton said.

I absolutely don't condone what this woman did, but I do wonder, she must've been stressed beyond belief. Women are often left to undertake caretaking duties, and I think this is an extreme case where she simply couldn't take it anymore. If the American healthcare system was better and provided home care at an…

And now her disabled daughter and husband will need professional caretakers. Though, in light of the little I know about this woman, I suspect a professional caretaker will be far more nurturing and professional than she could be, even to her own family members.

I had the exact same issue. I bought iPhone 5 two years ago right when it first came out, but due to supply issues I did not get the phone until late September that year (not my problem at all). Now they are telling me that I have to wait until early October to get the new 6 or 6 Plus. Sadly, I'm moving on to Verizon…

Actually no one will know, because no one will care.

AT&T really needs to change their upgrade dates. Those who bought a 5S last year at release can't get an early upgrade discount on the iPhone 6 until 9/21, when the phone comes out on 9/19 (and obviously the preorders start tomorrow). It's really ridiculous and I'm guessing a ploy to sucker people in to AT&T Next.

I am buying it unlocked and putting a data only sim in it. Then will laugh at everyone.

I say go for it! Let these guys/gals make a whole series of TV from the Beauty series. Then sit back and watch the hilarity and horror ensue when they realize what they've done. Maybe that's exactly what we need — to cross that line and have the entertainment industry see the fallout from airing a TV show based around…

DUDE. SO MANY THINGS IN BUTTS IN THIS BOOK. Incendently, i read this on a trans-atlantic flight in the mid ninetys. Masturbated in the loo. Mile-high club, party of one!