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catmermaid

Well, I guess the right wingers don’t have to fight strikes anymore when bullshit centrists invoking “privilege” do it for them. There will never be a perfect time for a strike, a moment when the poor and marginalized aren’t suffering, because is precisely what is leading to a strike. If you are a capitalist that

“In addition, many of our lower-income employees such as bus drivers and child nutrition staff would lose a day of pay if we were closed to students.”

Oh for crying out loud.

This is one of the worst things anyone's ever conceived. People have been compiling "girl watching" manuals since at least the Victorian era but you can look at the old ones and roll your eyes and laugh "hahaha how old fashioned!" until someone reminds you people still do this shit. *eyeroll*

You must be real fun at parties.

I get what you're going for, but even with the genders flipped, the power dynamic wouldn't be the same. This piece is lambasting a group that, while mocked by some, still enjoys tremendous privilege due to a number of factors.*

Hey, take your MRA bullshit elsewhere asshole. You're pathetic.

Excellent breakdown of Mainah Bro - very accurate indeed. I'd like to throw in the Southern Coastal Mainah Bro - because our state is blessed to have two variant bro-types.

Friends don't let friends skip leg day, brah.

You should work that phrase into every conversation with someone from the U.S.

In Vancouver we have multi-ethnic bro-ettes.

I live in DC. Sometimes, a combination of events will happen to create the perfect storm and the DC Bro and the Mid-Atlantic Bro and MAYBE a Southern Bro will be seen interacting together. I can sense when it might happen because my vagina tries to fold into itself to hide.

I'm probably wrong... but I think the game was just called "Bean Bag Toss" until the bros decided to start playing it at frat houses or wherever and had to give it a necessarily douchier name. That seems right to me.

GAH it pains me to agree with you that we, Tampa, are entirely responsible for keeping Ed Hardy in business.

All CO bros climb in the summer, too. Some of them bag 14ers. Pretty much if it belongs in a Mountain Dew commercial, they do it.

portland bro is also a "foodie"

NAILED IT. This list is pure gold, Jerry.

Burning Man last year was RIDDLED with bros out of their bro uniforms. They spend their time cooking bacon, making heavy eye contact with girls, and talking incessantly talking about the one hippie interest they're way too into so that they don't get found out (for our neighboring bros, it was fire-spinning.)

Right? Soon as she got to DC bro I was like "Oh my god she knows literally all of the bros"