Man, that January Vogue cover is going to age overnight if she winds up convicted on felony assault charges.

SOMEONE TELL BATMAN!!!

My bud Laserface hasn’t been here yet so I’ll take his bit and remind everyone that the Joker is basically this music video

i like lizzo but only pure ego would let someone out the house like this 

She resigned because of an inappropriate relationship with a congressional staffer that could have led to hearings.

Why Booker though? What did he do that was so bad? Well, other than come after Obama.

I expected her campaign to be a bit more impressive than it was. She just seemed to struggle with having much to differentiate herself from other moderate candidates. She wasn’t my personal favorite, but she was higher on my list than others. I’m interested in pushing more progressive candidates in the primary, but…

“it’s appalling that billionaire latecomers like Michael Bloomberg and Tom Steyer have effectively bought their way to the debate stage.”

I would have gladly taken 12 weeks of paternity leave for both of our children being born. But paying the mortgage and buying groceries were also attractive options.

There is a concern troll harassing users FYI.

I’m gonna be the one to say it: Harriet Tubman was the role Ken Jeong was born to play.

Are Tunisians white now?

I think “stripper shoes” are part of her pre-nup. Along with the $$$ she gets every time she holds his hand.

and named Susan

Fleabag shows an absolutely awful person who wants to get out of her cycle of self-hate, mistreatment of those closest to her who haven’t ever harmed her, and aimlessness.

No, you just need a Lincoln Letter.

Youcan come play darts at the Legion after, I'll buy the first round of flavorless domestic beer