I’m looking forward to a portrait of her that accounts for any moments of teen normalcy in her clearly hectic life.

Did it really take a former Republican congressman to finally launch the first black news network?

I’ve recently discovered that this is my problem.

Sames. It typically only takes me a few months to completely rub out the lettering on the most commonly used keys on my keyboard. 

I type loud, use a very clickety clackety mechanical keyboard and can typically hit 90+ wpm if I’m typing an email.

I’m going to assume you believe they haven’t because you’re being ignorant, instead of being a disingenuous shitheel.

I wouldn’t say that not being bitter is about forgiving them though.  Simpson doesn’t seem like she feels any obligation towards any of the men in her life who have mistreated her.  It’s just that she’s going to move past all that. 

Who needs the propaganda of Reefer Madness when you have Snoop Dogg stanning for Bill Cosby?

All throughout Snoop Dogg’s rant I was thinking “Okay, dude.  Being torn up about your friend dying is no excuse for misogynoir Snoop.  Step away from the keyboard and mic, take a breathe, and come back when you are ready to apologize”.  Then he got to the “Free Bill Cosby” part and canceled himself straight to…

Because this cookout invite energy is never reciprocated. We don’t get public invites to the pierogi casserole potluck campout or whatever the fuck when we do kind things for them, so let’s just keep our cookouts separate but equal.

I never really minded the lack of complete bundles in the case of the Mass Effect games because they were one of two franchises I consider to be Day 1 must buys (the other being the Souls series), and I would absolutely devour all of the DLC, even poorly reviewed non-essential to the story ones like Overlord. I say…

I definitely played PC games back in the days of installing it yourself before Steam could even have been viable. I have a lot of fond memories from those times. And yeah, if you don’t play PC games at scale, it’s probably not noticeably better than doing things ye olden way.

mostly because she maintains the endearing naiveté that drew so many to her instead of Britney or Christina in the first place.

I’m playing “Replace my power supply and while I’m in there go ahead and throw an SSD in” game.  I probably won’t go for platinum, as I’ll likely wind up settling for less than perfect cable management.

but the fact that bricks and mortar stores are under-performing is known by literally everyone, and it is therefore already reflected in the share price.

Hopefully this isn’t a premonition for the long, combative months ahead.

It’s one of those things that isn’t ridiculous on it’s face necessarily, but becomes ridiculous when you realize that this person is looking for someone to be a 24/7 sub.

So what you’re saying is that maybe it’s time to take MeeMaw’s Sears Holding Co. paper stock certificates down to the wealth management office and get out of the position?

Except that’s not really true.  If you bought into the S&P 500 index in 2000 you saw your fortune rise and fall as the economy went through a 9/11 tech bubble induced recession at the beginning and a financial crisis at the end.  In between then, when GDP growth was healthy and inflation was generally low, you saw…

What I’m talking about is less about the particulars of a specific investment, and more about paying attention to broad economic truths, and also the fact that when you sell your $10 investment, you are not precluded from reinvesting it.