I think that assumes the representatives they chose would have gathered an accurate count, that the campaigns themselves would tabulate it accurately, and that campaign management wouldn’t WMDs-in-Iraq this shit and, in the fever dream state of not having Iowa reports after investing so heavily in getting the Iowa…

and now she’s a living martyr, only popping by the mortal realm to drop a snarky tweet or talk shit about Sanders.

Given the way caucuses work and how they must have conducted this internal polling another possibility is that neither campaign has internal polling that approaches reality.

I mean, he definitely is stumping for change though. Not change as radical as certain other candidates, but if he wins the nomination, his platform will be even further to the left than Clinton’s ultimately.

This was the Buttigieg way of dominating the chaotic Iowa narrative. But if you were to wake up, scroll through your Instagram feed, and see Buttigieg’s latest post, you would have thought the man won outright:

Any sort of bone-in chicken is immensely improved by using a wire rack.

To me, frying stuff at home is almost never as good as baking or grilling it, because I consider the smell of fryer oil that lingers FOR EV ER to be a part of the taste.

And a decade later Jessica Simpson runs a billion dollar business and JT is still squicky as fuck.

No, it doesn’t.

I mean, I suspect most Republicans sitting in the Senate definitely were agog when Douchewitz floated that theory last night but yeah.

“We’ve requested a simple saliva sample from Mr. Trump to test his DNA, and there really is no valid basis for him to object

I take solace in the wise words of former White House health advisor Ezekiel Emmanuel, who served under the Obama administration.

If he’s going to get fired, which I don’t think he will, I assume it will be a totality of the circumstances kind of deal. You can do the cornball humor thing and be adorable (Jeff Van Gundy comes to mind), but the actual stubstance of your schlock has to be harmless and inane.  Sticking your finger in someone’s drink…

It’s definitely bad that saints are potentially manipulating the abuser list, but isn’t the bigger news story here the fact that human beings have figured out how to talk to dead people?

Dear Salty:

LOL

The difference is that there’s a lot more contract workers in those fields and a lot more temp companies. That $30k/$20k split is a bit higher than what I’ve ever seen in my infrequent bouts of having to hire contractors, but even that is not the 90/10 split arranged here. There aren’t that many twitch streamers who…

There are many reasons to loathe Paula White, but now we have another in that she’s managed to give Lucien Greaves a chance to sound like a reasonable person instead of the trolling nitwit that he really is.

“League of Legends. cool”

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