Yes, my heart breaks for the PTSD suffered by the rapist who got caught, convicted, and was punished with a slap on the wrist.

Feel free to dismiss the rape apologist if you’d like!

But Lena Dunham is the victim here! Somehow. She has to the be the victim or her whole worldview will explode.

no she is referring to the “it” as herself which is why i wrote that she was deploying black men as “both object and misogynist,” although i’m mad now that i didn’t write “both object and objectifier,” as parallelism would have been better writing. fuck.

Right because reducing black men to racist stereotypes just to show how relatable and “not mainstream” you are isn’t hella cynical itself.

Lest we remind you that it was JEZEBEL that couldn’t get enough of Dunham when her show first premiered. I and many others kept commenting that she was over-rated as fuck and no one at Jezebel would listen.

When asked for comment, Boomer Esiason acknowledged that this was also disrespectful.

Talking head? Shit, we have actual judges saying that stuff now.

It's Tennessee. They haven't been good in the SEC for 16 years.

Look at that fine upstanding young man! Now, why should we ruin his life over a youthful mistake? After all, the young woman clearly was a drug abuser, and sexually promiscuous, so her allegations hold no weight. I also hear whispers that she was embarrassed about her parents finding about about the Xanax and booze…

Yes, real newspapers never print corrections.

1970s blaxploitation horror flick Sugar Hill had a lady avenge her lover in the mist awesome manner: through voodoo zombies.

Yeah, those widgets don’t inspect themselves, am I right guy who posts on Gizmodo in the middle of the day?

Knew it wouldn’t take long before someone dropped the “actual job” comment...

besides the fact, what reason have we (collectively) given people of color to feel swells of patriotic pride??? I mean, slavery, mass incarceration, cycles of poverty, discrimination left right and center. I don’t blame any black person for not feeling that into the national anthem.

The national anthem should be about the 2 vast oceans that naturally disincline any wouldbe predators.

Also sports still exist in monarchies and autocracies...

That sound you heard was Drew Magary spiraling down a vortex of sorrow.

Possibly hockey players. Mind you, they may be lacking on the terrible political opinion front (not completely, mind you), but they’re usually as dumb as a bag of bricks.

You have never hung out with a baseball player.