I think the whole “occupation of the president’s office” detail was the part they had trouble with... and they still let him graduate anyway.

The debate over safe spaces, too, has become cartoonized, a shorthand way to complain about privileged millennials

Jeff Weaver is the Andy Dick of campaign managers. He is the kiss of death. He was the worst thing about the Sanders campaign.

Last paragraph is dead on. Human tribalism is lizard brain type shit.

That name’s too long. Let’s shorten it a little bit.

To be fair, there’s every possibility that he was simply fired because he sucks.

So the white guy pretending to be black stays on, but the guy criticizing the white guy pretending to be black... he gets the axe?

I’m not going to say the MOVE tragedy was a good idea, but maybe Philly should consider bombing itself again. Team nobody.

A spokesman for the LAPD said that to honor the day they won’t pass up the opportunity to shoot.

These are all these Breitbart assholes that are pissed because Milo was banned.

Oooooohhhh... You’re a troll. Thanks for clearing that up.

“I have access to a car, but it would be poor judgement to drive that car when I could use public transportation!” Is essentially what you just said.

And that’s how I wound up in a disciplinary meeting dressed as Batman.

So what happens if you wear the ring with a pair of sweatpants? Do the conflicting maintenance-level-indicators create a rip in the time-space continuum, negating the need for steady employment?

That's where I thought it was going as well. That or potential pregnancy soon. So offensive.

Is it bad that I was expecting his reasoning to be that it meant no one in the office could hit on her? And that I’m only marginally relieved (but a great deal more offended) that it was “hur dur, the other women will be jealous and wrathful”?

That story isn’t really accurate, only half of his salary is cash. The other half is paid in hog belly futures.

If he was a good sports dad, they wouldn’t be in the consolation game.

Good dad, my ass. Look at how badly that kid’s missing his spots.

Yes. Women = all women. The trouble with phrases like “women and minorities” or even “women and people of color” is that they assume that women of color aren’t included in the “women” part and then “women” defaults to mean “white women”. When you say “women” you’re talking specifically about people who are not men,…