She won silver, but patriarchy won gold.

“There is a precedent of Muslim athletes refusing to compete against or be around Israeli athletes”

I don’t get it. Touching hands is a lot less physical contact than getting your ass handed to you.

She’s got the Frenchwoman’s arm locked between her knees, her wrist grasped in her hands, and she’s extending her entire body so the elbow is at risk of dislocation if the Frenchwoman doesn’t tap out.

Did you... see the new Ghostbusters? Because it had all the things you list: Different character names, locations, time periods, dialogue, situations, different themes and aspects of the human condition explored.

Then what about all the remakes that live up to (or often surpass the original)?

Invasion of the Body Snatchers, Nosferatu the Vampyr, Scarface, The Thing, The Fly, Little Shop of Horrors, Cape Fear, Ocean’s Eleven, The Departed, etc.

Gambling-related names are apparently off the table, per the NHL’s instructions.

There’s like a million frat bros ready to give you the sickest high five right now.

Aren’t Ocelots also native to the Nevada desert? Las Vegas Ocelots would get a lot of cachet from Archer fans.

Fuck those misogynist fucking neckbeards. God damn whiny little pussies weeping into their mom’s meatloaf are ruining everything.

Very true. Knee pads don’t really Unfunk though. That’s the smelliest gear.

Wrestling is over-ranked here - it is surprisingly unsmelly. Singlets do hug crotches, but unlike pads and other assorted equipment, they’re just cloth, and thus readily (and frequently) washed. Wrestlers are also a pretty clean bunch - lots of showers to avoid skin infections from aggressively rubbing yourself all…

Hot men seeking sex with each other is probably the oldest Olympian tradition still on the go. I’m pretty sure the ancient Olympics started as a vast man-on-man orgy before slowly incorporating non-sexual sports into the mix.

Maybe he was just on there actually looking for gay sex, someone recognized him and he went all “just doing this as a journalist ya’ll.”

Is he though?

“In 2016 hot gay men are not ashamed to openly seek sex with other hot gay men, news at 10.”

You’ve pissed off both the horse people and the arrow people. Ask Custer what happens next.

Olympic negativity? What?

It was a lot of fun! Kate McKinnon was great! Thor was great! Everyone was great! but some of the tie-ins to the original Ghostbusters were a little too forced. I was excited to see a sequel where they could just have like, a standalone movie. Oh well.